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    (Rehosted in case of a JustinRPG learns the concept of "dignity". Original URL. From this gallery.)

    You may now commence talking about light bulbs.



  • The real WTF is this video.  WARNING:  Does not contain light bulbs.



  • Dude needs some major lessons in perspective! He's the size of one of the chairs in the foreground.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    You may now commence talking about light bulbs.

    Hey now. In the spirit of the upcoming holiday of Thanksgiving, I am thankful for light bulbs. Never before in the history of Man has nighttime illumination been so damn cheap. Imagine what your quality of life would be like if your day more or less ended at sunset. Especially this time of the year.



  • Is he a Yale School of Art alumnus?



  • @fennec said:

    Never before in the history of Man has nighttime illumination been so damn cheap. Imagine what your quality of life would be like if your day more or less ended at sunset.
     

    It's like the first two days of a minecraft session until you char some wood and make torches, which produce a nice, warm, diffuse light.



  • @Soviut said:

    Dude needs some major lessons in perspective! He's the size of one of the chairs in the foreground.
     

    this, combined with the "I love you, Justin" made me expect it to be some Justin Bieber joke. imagine my disappointment when i saw it fullsize.

    and not even a single lightbulb to remedy that!



  • @El_Heffe said:

    The real WTF is this video.  WARNING:  Does not contain light bulbs.
     

    actually, if i ignore the "clip" and the text, it's pretty good... has kind of a Massive Attack-y vibe



  • @blakeyrat said:

    You may now commence talking about light bulbs.

    I know what you mean. I have this lava-lamp that only works with a really specific kind of a light-bulb that I've only found at this one local shop. It also burns out in 3-4 months of use. If they were overpriced, I'd call it a scam or something, but the price is actually the same as any other light-bulb. I would still prefer it if lava-lamp makers could make their products work with regular light-bulbs.
    L I G H T B U L B S



  • "The guests shuffled nervously. They'd tried to be supportive, but now, they just couldn't watch. People just stared blankly away from the scene, the way one politely looks away from flustered mother trying to get the pants back on her screaming child. But Justin's mother wasn't anywhere to be seen-- none of the wedding party were. The hot pink "Reserved" signs on the front row seats hadn't been touched, except for the one. And he'd stood, and silently walked away into the woods-- towards the lake. He'd left his shoes behind.

    It was then that everyone realized the unmarked bus with the painted windows had abandoned them, leaving behind only a hastily laid set of tire tracks."

    Alt joke:

    "Today, whilst sitting in the second row, Little Cindy learned what shame was. She hung her head, and deleted all the saved games on her DS. Later tonight, she would destroy the cartridges in a fire kindled by what used to be her favorite pretty princess dress, now soiled by association. Maybe she wouldn't take the off dress first. In either case, the scars she gained today would never, ever heal. "



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    "The guests shuffled nervously. They'd tried to be supportive, but now, they just couldn't watch. People just stared blankly away from the scene, the way one politely looks away from flustered mother trying to get the pants back on her screaming child. But Justin's mother wasn't anywhere to be seen-- none of the wedding party were. The hot pink "Reserved" signs on the front row seats hadn't been touched, except for the one. And he'd stood, and silently walked away into the woods-- towards the lake. He'd left his shoes behind.

    It was then that everyone realized the unmarked bus with the painted windows had abandoned them, leaving behind only a hastily laid set of tire tracks."

    Alt joke:

    "Today, whilst sitting in the second row, Little Cindy learned what shame was. She hung her head, and deleted all the saved games on her DS. Later tonight, she would destroy the cartridges in a fire kindled by what used to be her favorite pretty princess dress, now soiled by association. Maybe she wouldn't take the off dress first. In either case, the scars she gained today would never, ever heal. "

    Please tell me you didn't just write JustinRPG fanfic.

     



  • Wow, I just found an even worse Photoshop job! Look at this:



  •  @Mo6eB said:

    I know what you mean. I have this lava-lamp that only works with a really specific kind of a light-bulb that I've only found at this one local shop. It also burns out in 3-4 months of use. If they were overpriced, I'd call it a scam or something, but the price is actually the same as any other light-bulb. I would still prefer it if lava-lamp makers could make their products work with regular light-bulbs.

    Have you tried an office supply place?  Some lava lamps use the same kind of light bulb as some desk lamps, and the bulbs are easier to find at Staples than at the sort of place that sells lava lamps.

     


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