Not new, but it gave me a chuckle
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A friend (not computer savvy) sent this to me. It's been around a few times, but it still gave me a chuckle, so I thought I'd share...
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you
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Why is there no mouse-flavoured cat food?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Why do they call it lipstick, but can you still move your lips?
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An Irish guy walks past a bar...
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What do you call a guy who's just been hit by a car?
An ambulance.
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Why does the sun only come out during the day? The light woudl be more useful at night.
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@taustin said:
Why does the sun only come out during the day? The light woudl be more useful at night.
Curse be to Morgoth Bauglir!
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Why does my nose run and do my feet smell?
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Secretary: "Can I use your Dictaphone?"
Boss: "No, use your finger like everyone else."
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Why isn't this in Funny Stuff?
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@Spectre said:
Why isn't this in Funny Stuff?
Why some stuff in the Funny Stuff not funny?
What is the meaning of life?
And more importantly what is the meaning of SpectateSwamp and SSDS?
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What is green and jumps through the woods?
- A pack of pickles.
And what's wrong about that?
- Pickles are no pack animals.
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@derula said:
What is green and jumps through the woods?
- A pack of pickles.
And what's wrong about that?
- Pickles are no pack animals.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?