Goodbye gift
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Someone at our place is retiring today. A corporate-wide email just arrived:
"We will be going to the <local town name> Hooker at 5PM tonight to give xxx a good start on his retirement. Remember that the <local town name> Hooker is expensive so please bring cash."
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Looks like someone left their computer unlocked...
Ahh, those were good times when I would send out team or company wide emails inviting everyone out for lunch on someone elses dime.
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Wow. She'll have quite some work to do. On the bright side, she'll get rich in one night. Maybe she won't have to work anymore afterwards.
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@derula said:
Wow. She'll have quite some work to do. On the bright side, she'll get rich in one night. Maybe she can't work anymore afterwards.
FTFY
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@derula said:
Wow. She'll have quite some work to do. On the bright side, she'll get rich in one night. Maybe she won't have to work anymore afterwards.
ÂSo what will we do to celebrate HER retirement, then?
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@RHuckster said:
So what will we do to celebrate HER retirement, then?
"We will be going to the <local town name> Hooker at 5PM tonight to give xxx a good start on her retirement. Remember that the <local town name> Hooker is expensive so please bring cash."
Rinse and repeat.
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@C-Octothorpe said:
FTFY@RHuckster said:
So what will we do to celebrate HER retirement, then?
"We will be going to the <local town name> Hooker at 5PM tonight to give xxx a good start on her retirement. Remember that the <local town name> Hooker is expensive so please bring cash."
Rinse [b]hard with lava soap[/b].
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 I'm not sure whether it's a further WTF that whoever sent the original message just assumes that everyone knows who the town Hooker is.
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You've obviously never been to Trenton... (Ontario, Canadistan)
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@da Doctah said:
everyone knows who the town Hooker is.
ÂCould be Cameron Smith. (Hooker)
Or a real estate agent.
