The last password you'll ever need



  •  That's the slogan of Lastpass.com, the subject of this story:

    "LastPass, a Web based password management firm, advised its customers to
    change the password they use to access the service following what the
    company discovered were signs that its network may have been compromised."

    LastPass admitted that a network VoIP phone server was "more open to UDP than it needed to be".



  • @El_Heffe said:

    Filed under: password-protected my ass

     

    I password-protected my ass once.  I was advised to change the password after dhromed came by.



  • @Someone You Know said:

    I password-protected my ass once.  I was advised to change the password after dhromed came by.
    Were you more open to UDP than you needed to be?



  • Congratulations, sirs. You both have filled my night with more laughs than any other DailyWTF thread or front page article, ever.

    PS: If my ass is not open enough, will Stallman complain?



  • @atipico said:

    Congratulations, sirs. You both have filled my
    night with more laughs than any other DailyWTF thread or front page
    article, ever.

    PS: If my ass is not open enough, will Stallman complain?

     

    It's not enough for your ass to be open - it needs to be free as well.  However, free refers to freedom, not price.  In fact, you can charge as much money for your ass as you want.



  • It needs to be free from prejudice, obviously.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    Were you more open to UDP than you needed to be?

    I don't even want to know what "UDP" stands for in that context.

     



  • @Someone You Know said:

    I password-protected my ass once.  I was advised to change the password after dhromed came by.
     

    Fuck you, man.

     

     

    For being sensible about protecting your ass.



  • @Anonymouse said:

    @El_Heffe said:

    Were you more open to UDP than you needed to be?

    I don't even want to know what "UDP" stands for in that context.

     

    It stands for UDP's Dhromed's Penis



  • @Anonymouse said:

    @El_Heffe said:

    Were you more open to UDP than you needed to be?

    I don't even want to know what "UDP" stands for in that context.

     


    User Dhromed's P... osts. >.>


    [i]Edit:[/i] Arg! Beaten by julmu! I knew I should have it that Post button faster!



  • @TheChewanater said:

    @atipico said:

    Congratulations, sirs. You both have filled my
    night with more laughs than any other DailyWTF thread or front page
    article, ever.

    PS: If my ass is not open enough, will Stallman complain?

     

    It's not enough for your ass to be open - it needs to be free as well.  However, free refers to freedom, not price.  In fact, you can charge as much money for your ass as you want.

     

    Keep in mind that, even if you do charge for your ass, it is still open. The buyer can redistribute your ass as they see fit. I believe it's the "Little Bitch" clause in GPLv2, and "Pimp Daddy's Sweetums" in GPLv3.



  • @dhromed said:

    @Someone You Know said:

    I password-protected my ass once.  I was advised to change the password after dhromed came by.
     

    Fuck you, man.

     

     

    For being sensible about protecting your ass.

     

    I actually have a degree in that. It's amazing what you can learn at the right college.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    I think it is both recursive and painful
     

    You know what else is recursive and painful?



  • @Xyro said:

    @Anonymouse said:

    @El_Heffe said:

    Were you more open to UDP than you needed to be?

    I don't even want to know what "UDP" stands for in that context.

     


    User Dhromed's P... osts. >.>


    Edit: Arg! Beaten by julmu! I knew I should have it that Post button faster!

    And neither of you got it right. It obviously stands for "Ultra Deep Penetration".



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @TheChewanater said:

    @atipico said:

    Congratulations, sirs. You both have filled my
    night with more laughs than any other DailyWTF thread or front page
    article, ever.

    PS: If my ass is not open enough, will Stallman complain?

     

    It's not enough for your ass to be open - it needs to be free as well.  However, free refers to freedom, not price.  In fact, you can charge as much money for your ass as you want.

     

    Keep in mind that, even if you do charge for your ass, it is still open. The buyer can redistribute your ass as they see fit. I believe it's the "Little Bitch" clause in GPLv2, and "Pimp Daddy's Sweetums" in GPLv3.

    Even more disturbingly, they are also allowed to modify it as they see fit...



  • As long as they repeteadly keep telling the world it's your ass they're selling and modifying all over everywhere. Wait, that's even more disturbing.



  • I've been playing a lot of AssBro lately.



  • @atipico said:

    As long as they repeteadly keep telling the world it's your ass they're selling and modifying all over everywhere. Wait, that's even more disturbing.

    Wait, I think you've got mixed up there, there's no advertising clause in the GPL.  Isn't that the Old-Style BSD ass-license you're thinking of there?

     



  • @DaveK said:

    @atipico said:

    As long as they repeteadly keep telling the world it's your ass they're selling and modifying all over everywhere. Wait, that's even more disturbing.

    Wait, I think you've got mixed up there, there's no advertising clause in the GPL.

    You still have to preserve the copyright notice.



  • @Spectre said:

    @DaveK said:

    @atipico said:

    As long as they repeteadly keep telling the world it's your ass they're selling and modifying all over everywhere. Wait, that's even more disturbing.

    Wait, I think you've got mixed up there, there's no advertising clause in the GPL.

    You still have to preserve the copyright notice.

    Yes, you have to preserve any copyright notice that may already be up the ass before sharing it, but you don't have to go to any specific lengths yourself to "repeatedly keep telling" anyone anything about the ass, as it bears its own label.



  • @DaveK said:

    @atipico said:

    As long as they repeteadly keep telling the world it's your ass they're selling and modifying all over everywhere. Wait, that's even more disturbing.

    Wait, I think you've got mixed up there, there's no advertising clause in the GPL.  Isn't that the Old-Style BSD ass-license you're thinking of there?

     

    Wait, you're seeing an ad on his ass?  I don't. Then again, I always use ass-block, even when dealing with open-source asses (because you never know what a third party might have injected into that ass...)


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