T-shirt artwork for the DB administrator

Someone_You_Know

@Someone You Know said:
THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH MIGHT ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM

Hmm, would that be endo- or exo- cannibalism? I mean you are both members of these forums so I guess you could be considered members of the same group, but on the other hand due to the rest of the exchange I don't think it has the same cultural trappings.

Blakey, I changed my mind. Eat this anthropology nerd instead.

THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH MIGHT CONTAIN HYPOCRISY

locallunatic

@Someone You Know said:

@locallunatic said:
@Someone You Know said:
THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH MIGHT ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM

Hmm, would that be endo- or exo- cannibalism? I mean you are both members of these forums so I guess you could be considered members of the same group, but on the other hand due to the rest of the exchange I don't think it has the same cultural trappings.

Blakey, I changed my mind. Eat this anthropology nerd instead.
THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH MIGHT CONTAIN HYPOCRISY

So you are drawing a line and marking me as a member of a separate group, I guess that answers my question of endo- vs. exo-.

Xyro

The following paragraph might tell the truth.

THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH MIGHT CONTAIN A PARADOX IF IT'S FALSE

fatbull

@Xyro said:

QFT

Scarlet_Manuka

@Lorne Kates said:

SELECT u.
FROM users AS u
INNER JOIN user_clue_lnk AS uc ON u.user_id = uc.user_id

-- OR

SELECT u.
FROM users u 
INNER JOIN
(
   SELECT uc.id
   FROM user_clue_lnk AS uc
   HAVING SUM(uc.clue_value) > 0
   GROUP BY uc.id

) uc

The HAVING clause should be after the GROUP BY clause.

Pilsner

http://shop.cafepress.co.uk/dba should cover most of the spectrum of DBA T-shirt-jokes, from mildly amusing to downright embarrassing.

@Pilsner said:

http://shop.cafepress.co.uk/dba should cover most of the spectrum of DBA T-shirt-jokes, from mildly amusing to downright embarrassing.

Including Dune Buggy Aficionados and Diamond-Blackfan Anemia needs.