More minimalist scams



  • Subject: I WILL $10.5 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU‏

    Text:  I WILL $10.5 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU CONATCT BARR.JOHNSON FOR MORE INFO

     Really, that's all there was to the

     



  •  "I accidentally" joke incoming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...



  •  I don't get it.  This guy either bequeathed 10.5 million to you in the event that he dies, or he used his powers to will the money into your bank account.  Nice guy.  He's just letting you know it's coming.



  • @PSWorx said:

     "I accidentally" joke incoming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

    It's in the OP.



  •  Trying to conatct the original poster; please email



  • @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to [b]conatct[/b] the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.


    Bolded for emphasis.



  • @Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.


    Bolded for emphasis.
     

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.



  • <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#FF0080">@Lorne Kates said:

    @Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.


    Bolded for emphasis.
     

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.


    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>



  • @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    @Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @dogbrags said:

     Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

     

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.


    Bolded for emphasis.
     

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.


    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

    The Universe is now complete. 



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">Now it's complete</font>

     



  • <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY</font>



  • @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY

    No, now it's complete.

     



  • @DaveK said:

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY

    No, now it's complete.

     

    I think it also needs to be bolded, italicised, and underlined for that. And marqueed.



  • @Spectre said:

    @DaveK said:

    @derula said:

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@El_Heffe said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Lorne Kates said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@derula said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@Quietust said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">@dogbrags said:

    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS"> Trying to conatct the original poster; please email
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.
    </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">


    Bolded for emphasis.
     </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">De-bolded because I'm a prick. </font>

    <font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">

    Comic Sans'd that for you.</font>
     

     <font color="#ff0080" face="comic sans ms,sand">The Universe is now complete. </font>

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY

    No, now it's complete.

     

    I think it also needs to be bolded, italicised, and underlined for that. And marqueed.

    <blink><marquee><font color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS">Like this?</font></marquee></blink>



  • <FONT color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;text-decoration:underline;overflow: auto; overflow-style: marquee; white-space: nowrap"><marquee>@Ben L. said:
    @Spectre said:
    @DaveK said:
    @derula said:
    @El_Heffe said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    @derula said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    @Quietust said:
    @Lorne Kates said:
    @dogbrags said:
    Trying to conatct the original poster; please email

    OP was a scam. If you got fooled by it, email me your bank details and I'll initiate WTF Forum Admin (0FFICIAL!) refund for you with additional holdings intrest of plus ten point six (9.7%) percent.

    Bolded for emphasis.

    De-bolded because I'm a prick.

    Comic Sans'd that for you.

    The Universe is now complete.

    Now it's complete

    FTFTFYFY

    No, now it's complete.

    I think it also needs to be bolded, italicised, and underlined for that. And marqueed.

    Like this?

    ... sort of. Marquee is a bitch though.
    </marquee></font>



  •  sick people.



  •  I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.



  • @dhromed said:

    I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

    :(



  • @dhromed said:

     I am this <blink>--></blink> <blink><--</blink> close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

     

    BTFY.



  • @derula said:

    @dhromed said:
     I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

    <font style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline; overflow: auto; white-space: nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">
    </font>

    <font style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; overflow: auto; white-space: nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">:(
    </font>

     

    <font style="font-size: 8px; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; overflow: auto; white-space: nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="8px">ftfy</font>


  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @derula said:

    @dhromed said:
    I am this --> <-- close to locking this thread out of spite to you guys.

    <FONT style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;text-decoration:underline;overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">
    </FONT>

    <FONT style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="24px">:(
    </FONT>

     

    <FONT style="font-size:8px;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;" color="#ff0080" face="Comic Sans MS" size="8px">ftfy</FONT>

    Emoticons look soo much better in Random Large Scrolling Comic Sans MS Font.


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