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  • I made the mistake of reading the main page, and came across these two posts:

    @нагеш said:

    You still run the risk of an airplane crashing through your roof, or heck, a bus running through your front door. Maybe Nagesh and his taxi will let themselves in.

    @Asdg said:

    @QJ said:
    In some of the places I've worked I've had to opine that it would be nice if the developers checked whether their code actually compiles in the first place.

    Nagesh is on holidays.

    When did you work in India? Failing to compile is a bug that should be picked up by testers well before deployment into production. Good quality programmers are expensive and shouldn't waste time on such trivialities as compiling code.

    Link, and Link.

    Very, very uncool.

    Nagesh, how do you feel about posts like that?



  • @blakeyrat said:

    I made the mistake of reading the main page, and came across these two posts: @нагеш said:
    You still run the risk of an airplane crashing through your roof, or heck, a bus running through your front door. Maybe Nagesh and his taxi will let themselves in.
    @Asdg said:
    @QJ said:
    In some of the places I've worked I've had to opine that it would be nice if the developers checked whether their code actually compiles in the first place.
    Nagesh is on holidays.
    When did you work in India? Failing to compile is a bug that should be picked up by testers well before deployment into production. Good quality programmers are expensive and shouldn't waste time on such trivialities as compiling code.

    Link, and Link.

    Very, very uncool.

    Nagesh, how do you feel about posts like that?

    90% of what is posted in the main page is garbage

    Btw have you seen FakeNagesh post?

    Makes for an interesting read.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    I made the mistake of reading the main page, and came across these two posts:

    @нагеш said:

    You still run the risk of an airplane crashing through your roof, or heck, a bus running through your front door. Maybe Nagesh and his taxi will let themselves in.

    @Asdg said:

    @QJ said:
    In some of the places I've worked I've had to opine that it would be nice if the developers checked whether their code actually compiles in the first place.

    Nagesh is on holidays.

    When did you work in India? Failing to compile is a bug that should be picked up by testers well before deployment into production. Good quality programmers are expensive and shouldn't waste time on such trivialities as compiling code.

    Link, and Link.

    Very, very uncool.

    Nagesh, how do you feel about posts like that?

    I feel really really annoyed. We did not bribe someone to get CMM 5 certification.
    We are mostly proud of our work, though we like to crack jokes about it sometime.
    A lot of the "bad code" results from some manager somewhere pushing for early releases to butter up his boss.
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.

    TBH, I don't understand the taxi joke. Maybe I am not hip enough. :(



  • @serguey123 said:

    90% of what is posted in the main page is garbage

    Garbage is one thing, racism another.



  •  The main page seems to be its own WTF world all by itself.   Allows unregistered posting, uses a different editor for writing posts .........



  • @Nagesh said:

    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.



    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?




  • @Nelle said:

    @Nagesh said:
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.



    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?


    I have had experience with only "early releases" <zing>



  • @Nelle said:

    @Nagesh said:
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.



    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?


    I have had experience with only "early releases" <zing>



  • @Nagesh said:

    @Nelle said:
    @Nagesh said:
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.

    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?

    I have had experience with only "early releases"

    You seem to protest too much, hmmm



  • @serguey123 said:

    @Nagesh said:

    @Nelle said:
    @Nagesh said:
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.

    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?

    I have had experience with only "early releases"

    You seem to protest too much, hmmm

    Saying in USA - Squeeky wheel gets the meal.



  • @Nagesh said:

    @serguey123 said:

    @Nagesh said:

    @Nelle said:
    @Nagesh said:
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.

    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?

    I have had experience with only "early releases"

    You seem to protest too much, hmmm

    Saying in USA - Squeeky wheel gets the meal.

    The squeaky grease gets the wheel.

     

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    @Nagesh said:

    @serguey123 said:

    @Nagesh said:

    @Nelle said:
    @Nagesh said:
    Early releases are like premature ejacualation. Don't get me start on that endless topic.

    Which endless topic, "early releases" or "premature ejacualation" ?

    I have had experience with only "early releases"

    You seem to protest too much, hmmm

    Saying in USA - Squeeky wheel gets the meal.

    The squeaky grease gets the wheel.

     

     

    The greasy wheel squeaks when it prematurely ejaculates



  •  The squeeky meal wheels the grease.



  •  The squealy meek wield the grease

     



  • Here's one more post by anonymouse coward.

    It make my annoyed.
    Who does he think he is? Some stand-up comedian?



  • @Nagesh said:

    Here's one more post by anonymouse coward.

    It make my annoyed.
    Who does he think he is? Some stand-up comedian?

    I just can't believe the blatant racism. I mean, I know the Internet Fuckwad Theory and all, but stilll... christ.



  • I'm more annoyed by the fact that the link is not a link



  • Internet allow him to stay anonymous, so he is simply putting out things that he feels towards people with different coloured skin.

    Old saying:
    [b]True nature revels when you wear mask and is masked when you take it off.[/b]



  • @Nagesh said:

    Internet allow him to stay anonymous, so he is simply putting out things that he feels towards people with different coloured skin. Old saying: True nature revels when you wear mask and is masked when you take it off.

     

    No such thing as true anonimity



  • @serguey123 said:

    @Nagesh said:

    Internet allow him to stay anonymous, so he is simply putting out things that he feels towards people with different coloured skin. Old saying: True nature revels when you wear mask and is masked when you take it off.

     

    No such thing as true anonimity

    Maybe not in US of A. Over here anonymity is complete and absolute.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    @Nagesh said:
    Here's one more post by anonymouse coward.

    It make my annoyed.
    Who does he think he is? Some stand-up comedian?

    I just can't believe the blatant racism. I mean, I know the Internet Fuckwad Theory and all, but stilll... christ.

    Then you really won't like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVx_pa80kns


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