What a cheap bastard!
A billion dollars for the DVD and he tacks on an extra $2.98 for shipping!!
But the original list price was $14.00 - think of the savings you'll be making!
Look at his hands. It's like God Himself is casting light upon that $299 word processor! Surely no price can be sufficient for such a work.
I think that's the Amazon account for the "Silver Platters" store right by my office.
I'm going to call and see if I can pick that up at the store to save the $2.98 shipping.