Alchemy, alchemy, alchemy, alchemy, alchemy, alchemy, alchemy and alchemy



  • From http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=4914: Which 2 of the 11 professions should I pick? Hmm, how about... alchemy and alchemy? Or maybe I should skip both of those, and go with alchemy and alchemy instead.



  • @Seahen said:

    From http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=4914: Which 2 of the 11 professions should I pick? Hmm, how about... alchemy and alchemy? Or maybe I should skip both of those, and go with alchemy and alchemy instead.

    It's kind of recursive - an alchemist could transform the answers into other things then pick those. Wait, no, that would be rhetorical, not recursive.

    Or would it...?

    Witchcraft, I tell ye!



  • @Seahen said:

    From http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=4914: Which 2 of the 11 professions should I pick? Hmm, how about... alchemy and alchemy? Or maybe I should skip both of those, and go with alchemy and alchemy instead.
     



  • Man: You sit here, dear.


    Wife: All right.


    Man: Morning!


    Waitress: Morning!


    Man: Well, what've you got?


    Waitress: Well, there's two-handed swords and axes; two handed swords and health funnel; two-handed axes and health funnel; two handed axes health funnel and alchemy; two-handed swords axes health funnel and alchemy; alchemy two-handed axes health funnel and alchemy; alchemy health funnel alchemy alchemy two-handed swords and alchemy; alchemy two-handed swords alchemy alchemy health funnel alchemy two-handed axes and alchemy;


    Vikings: Alchemy alchemy alchemy alchemy...


    Waitress: ...alchemy alchemy alchemy health funnel and alchemy; alchemy alchemy alchemy alchemy alchemy alchemy baked beans alchemy alchemy alchemy...


    Vikings: Alchemy! Lovely alchemy! Lovely alchemy!


    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and alchemy.
    ....


  • @OperatorBastardusInfernalis said:

    Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top
    omg... yummy.



  • @SuperJames74 said:

    @Seahen said:
    From http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=4914: Which 2 of the 11 professions should I pick? Hmm, how about... alchemy and alchemy? Or maybe I should skip both of those, and go with alchemy and alchemy instead.

    It's kind of recursive - an alchemist could transform the answers into other things then pick those. Wait, no, that would be rhetorical, not recursive.

    Or would it...?

    Witchcraft, I tell ye!

    Which craft? Alchemy of course!



  • @OperatorBastardusInfernalis said:

    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and alchemy.


    ....

    Ok, surely Monty Python references should get the death penalty by now.



  • Just for you :

    Man : m... that sounds good. Anyway just have a look... take your time. Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you ... er.. get me another one?



  • @blakeyrat said:

    Ok, surely Monty Python references should get the death penalty by now.
    ...and now for something completely different.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    @OperatorBastardusInfernalis said:
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and alchemy.


    ....

    Ok, surely Monty Python references should get the death penalty by now.

    Don't call me Shirley.



  • @toshir0 said:

    @blakeyrat said:

    Ok, surely Monty Python references should get the death penalty by now.
    ...and now for something completely different.

    NOBODY wants the Monty Python reference! Our chief annoyance is the spam scene...spam and parrot...parrot and spam.... Our two mnain annoyances are parrots and spam...and The Ministry of Silly Walks.... Our *three* annoyances are parrots, spam, and the Ministry of Silly Walks...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Black Knight.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our annoyances.... Amongst what annoys us...are such elements as parrots, spam.... I'll come in again.



  • And now for something completely not quite exactly the same...

     I'm glad I am the dragon warrior (or quester or whatever they call it these days)

    Have been since before I was born (That's right, my dad's an angel!)

    But the one thing they say about dragons (Apart from them being tough to kill)

    They sure make your buddies feel warm! (Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life...)

    But, every slime gives XP (not a lot except the metal ones, and those guys are damn tough until you're like level 40 at which point who cares about a few thousand XP!)

    Every slime drops gold (again, not much, but hey, they're so easy to kill)

    Every slime can go face (Why do slimes have faces anyway?)

    Heroes brave and bold! (OMG that was your PET slime Wubbles?! I am so SORRY I killed your pet slime!!! Here, have... umm... this medicinal herb??? Maybe he'll get... better???)



  • @ekolis said:

    Heroes brave and bold! (OMG that was your PET slime Wubbles?! I am so SORRY I killed your pet slime!!! Here, have... umm... this medicinal herb??? Maybe he'll get... better???)


    Maybe if Wubbles studies alchemy and alchemy, he can use the herb to cook up a potion of resurrection.



  •  A dead slime, studying alchemy? Meh, it's bizarre, but probably not as bizarre as some of the other Dragon Quest stuff...



  • [QUOTE]A dead slime, studying alchemy? Meh, it's bizarre, but probably not as bizarre as some of the other Dragon Quest stuff...[/QUOTE]

    THEY MEAN TO EAT THE BLANCMANGE



  •  Welcome to village of Batsureg! I am sure you will be of enjoying our special puff-puff ceremonalities...



  • bool alchemy = SPELL_NOT_FOUND;


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