X3player wtfery



  •  Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned (not a wtf either)), and tried to play it. Double click, and media player tells me it cannot play file. okay, happens sometimes, so i fire up KMPlayer (i already see those (TRWTF! you should have used kmp out front!*), which, to my surprise, plays a 45second video, beginning with "to play this file, you need to gets3player, from this websit [...]", and then showing a few scenes from the movie, cut in the form of some "teaser", or what.

    so i go to the page (yes, i definately want to download this great new software, do i?</sarcasm>), and i find... 

     

    this.... Oh my, now THAT's a shitload (metric, again) of crap! ...at least if it didn't tried to look like it's a magic player that plays everything (i bet it can do movies in passworded rar too)....

    I mean... oh crap, the worst thing is that some people are probably stupid enough to actually buy it :-D.

    *to be fair, i tried media player after, only out of curiosity, but i put it on the beginning for the sake of gradation



  •  It also has a confirm() and an alert() when you leave the page, so that's a bonus, I guess.



  • @SEMI-HYBRID code said:

    Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned

    I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.



  • @Smitty said:

    @SEMI-HYBRID code said:
    Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned

    I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.

    I just assumed he meant something significantly stronger than weed, and for that very reason...



  • @Smitty said:

    @SEMI-HYBRID code said:
    Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned

    I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.

    Doesn't it have hot women in it?



  • @Lingerance said:

    @Smitty said:
    @SEMI-HYBRID code said:
    Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned

    I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.

    Doesn't it have hot women in it?
    Nope.  The men are more feminine than the women are (and they're about as feminine as Grace Jones).



  • Ok, I'm a guy who enjoyed Tommy Wiseau's The Room (so I'm not one to criticize someone for reveling in cinematic atrocity), but even I think Twilight should never be watched by anyone, ever, no matter what circumstances.



  • @toth said:

    Ok, I'm a guy who enjoyed Tommy Wiseau's The Room (so I'm not one to criticize someone for reveling in cinematic atrocity), but even I think Twilight should never be watched by anyone, ever, no matter what circumstances.

     

    My Daughter forced me to watch Eclipse last weekend.  Being able to transform " The Farmer and the Cowman should be friends" from the musical Oklahoma into "The Werewolf and the Vampire Should be friends" with four full verses, and sing it non-stop on the ride home and the visit for a quick bite at McDonald's, and watching her growing annoyance, made sitting through 2 hours of pap worth it. (Not to mention our movie theater has 32 Oz Coca-Cola Icees.  Yay)

    IMHO, if you sparkle and run around the forest, you're not a Vampire.



  •  @SuperJames74 said:

    @Smitty said:
    @SEMI-HYBRID code said:
    Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned

    I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.

    I just assumed he meant something significantly stronger than weed, and for that very reason...

    assumptions are bad and my organism drug-friendly, so i'm perfectly happy with weed, when watching crap, thank you.

    also, it makes C# + XNA more fun.



  • @Medezark said:

    My Daughter forced me to watch Eclipse last weekend.  Being able to transform " The Farmer and the Cowman should be friends" from the musical Oklahoma into "The Werewolf and the Vampire Should be friends" with four full verses, and sing it non-stop on the ride home and the visit for a quick bite at McDonald's, and watching her growing annoyance, made sitting through 2 hours of pap worth it.

    You will have to post that here.  That is awesome.



  • @Smitty said:

    @SEMI-HYBRID code said:
    Okay, so there i am, having just downloaded Twiligt 3 (not a wtf, you have no idea what (metric) a shitload of fun it is when you're watching it stoned

    I would need to smoke a metric shitload of weed before Twilight became anything remotely resembling fun.




    I've only seen a couple of scenes, but I would say the movie is relatively good when compared with vogon poetry. The couple scenes managed to kill only some of the neurons in my brain and I didn't chew my arm completely off.



  • @SEMI-HYBRID code said:

    also, it makes C# + XNA more fun.

    I agree 100%.



  • @SEMI-HYBRID code said:

    also, it makes everything (except talking to the police) more fun.


    There, FTFY.


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