Darwin-approved iPhone case



  • This guy likes his iPhone and weapons of all sorts (he's also got a katana-umbrella):

    So now, if you ever get in trouble with the police, you don't even have to ask for that phone call. Just be quick and pull (draw?) your cell phone, and watch as the cops get a good impression of you.

    Also keep muggers and thieves away with your Bad Motherfucker expression.



  •  Singapore, eh?  Guess we didn't nuke 'em enough back in that one war.



  •  Now he just needs the Bang!Bang! app.

     



  • @morbiuswilters said:

     Singapore, eh?  Guess we didn't nuke 'em enough back in that one war.

     

    Morbs ole bud, check your geography and history. Singapore was on our side against the people we nuked, and is a long way from the plaaces we nuked. Mind you, they have some crazy laws today, I'll give you that.


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  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Singapore, eh?  Guess we didn't nuke 'em enough back in that one war.
    Or, alternatively, we nuked them too much.



  • @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    Singapore, eh?  Guess we didn't nuke 'em enough back in that one war.
    Or, alternatively, we nuked them too much.

     

    There is no problem that can't be solved with (and sometimes also caused by) enough nukes (mini or otherwise).



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  • @GreyWolf said:

    Mind you, they have some crazy laws today, I'll give you that.
    The law banning gum was pretty cool. It's the kind of law I'd make if I was a dictator. 

    "What? Gum stuck under chairs and all over the sidewalk? Didn't I warn them about this? They're still doing that, huh? Right that's it, no more gum for them. Let's see how they like them apples. Oh, and I've warned them about yelling into their mobiles in public places, didn't I? Let them keep doing that... see what happens"





  • @DOA said:

    The law banning gum was pretty cool. It's the kind of law I'd make if I was a dictator.

    What would be even better would be putting gum-chewers into reeducation camps where they are forced to chew gum 24 hours a day until their jaw is really, really sore.  And then when they complain about how sore their jaw is, you make them chew more!  Also, the gum is made out of the rendered remains of their families who were killed in a counter-coup.

     

    I'd also have my slaves build a huge fucking pyramid.  Like, a thousand times bigger than Giza--something that people 5000 years from now will look at and say "Goddamn, the Morbius Wilters Dynasty was hardcore."

     

    I like what the Norks have done.  I'll probably have all the females in the country sing songs about how I'm the most handsomest man in the world and how my sexual prowess wears out a hundred new women every night.  Unlike Kim Jong, however, I will actually go through with it.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    I'd also have my slaves build a huge fucking pyramid.  Like, a thousand times bigger than Giza--something that people 5000 years from now will look at and say "Goddamn, the Morbius Wilters Dynasty was hardcore."

    Make it a statue of you, stepping on the previously largest pyramid, which yells out "REMEMBER ME!!!" then shoots flames out its eyes.

    Also make the interior a casino with a private distillery for you to enjoy in the afterlife. After all, nothing can get in once it's sealed! (Except thousands of snakes.)



  • @blakeyrat said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    I'd also have my slaves build a huge fucking pyramid.  Like, a thousand times bigger than Giza--something that people 5000 years from now will look at and say "Goddamn, the Morbius Wilters Dynasty was hardcore."

    Make it a statue of you, stepping on the previously largest pyramid, which yells out "REMEMBER ME!!!" then shoots flames out its eyes.

    Also make the interior a casino with a private distillery for you to enjoy in the afterlife. After all, nothing can get in once it's sealed! (Except thousands of snakes.)

    Hmmm... this sounds familiar to me.  Was this in that documentary on Margaret Thatcher I was watching the other day?


  • @rudraigh said:

    What a great idea!

    Or not: http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_15205658?nclick_check=1

    When I clicked on this, I got redirected to a site FF said was insecure.  OK, whatever.  I shouldn't have to log in to see news.

    Then I took the nclick_check=1 off of the end and BAM!  I'm reading an article.



  • @belgariontheking said:

    When I clicked on this, I got redirected to a site FF said was insecure.  OK, whatever.  I shouldn't have to log in to see news.

    Then I took the nclick_check=1 off of the end and BAM!  I'm reading an article.

    Cool story man!

    Will read again soon



  • @belgariontheking said:

    @rudraigh said:

    What a great idea!

    Or not: http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_15205658?nclick_check=1

    When I clicked on this, I got redirected to a site FF said was insecure.  OK, whatever.  I shouldn't have to log in to see news.

    Then I took the nclick_check=1 off of the end and BAM!  I'm reading an article.

    When I clicked on it, Firefox complained that it couldn't connect to "secure.forums.thedailywtf.com". Either their site is horribly broken and blindly trusts the HTTP_REFERER to contain the right value, or Noscript confused the hell out of it somehow. Either probably counts as a WTF.



  • @belgariontheking said:

    Then I took the nclick_check=1 off of the end and BAM!  I'm reading an article.
    In other news on that site: "Arrest made in case of sexual abuse of San Lorenzo Valley horse"



  • @Quietust said:

    When I clicked on it, Firefox complained that it couldn't connect to "secure.forums.thedailywtf.com". Either their site is horribly broken and blindly trusts the HTTP_REFERER to contain the right value, or Noscript confused the hell out of it somehow. Either probably counts as a WTF.
    I got https://secure.passport.mnginteractive.com/mngi/servletDispatch/ErightsPassportServlet.dyn?url=http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_15205658?nclick_check=1&forced=true

    I said WTF.


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