One of the premiere award winning sites on the net



  • It says so on http://www.bluthunder.com/, so it must be true.

    Still, I wonder if maybe he lost a couple braincells in a horrible crash.

     

     



  • qué?



  • "To see the worst crash in NHRA drag racing history right click on this picture and save as video."

    Which browser has this in the context menu?



  • Don't you judge him.  How many Premiere Awards has your site won?

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.



  • @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?



  • @bstorer said:

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

     

    Shame and derision are ok in the White House, but flaming brown bags are frowned upon, apparently.



  • @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

    If only they delivered the flaming bag of poop as part of an awards ceremony in Europe where the President got to give a three-hour-long speech.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

    If only they delivered the flaming bag of poop as part of an awards ceremony in Europe where the President got to give a three-hour-long speech.

    They're going to do that next year.  Sarah Palin has already declined to come because she can only think of two hours' worth of meaningless platitudes about American and family.  But she is willing to go to New York on the same day and see Europe from her hotel room.



  • @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

    If only they delivered the flaming bag of poop as part of an awards ceremony in Europe where the President got to give a three-hour-long speech.

    They're going to do that next year.  Sarah Palin has already declined to come because she can only think of two hours' worth of meaningless platitudes about American and family.  But she is willing to go to New York on the same day and see Europe from her hotel room.

    That seems implausible.  The only moose you can shoot in NYC are at the Bronx Zoo, and they don't look kindly on that.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

    If only they delivered the flaming bag of poop as part of an awards ceremony in Europe where the President got to give a three-hour-long speech.

    They're going to do that next year.  Sarah Palin has already declined to come because she can only think of two hours' worth of meaningless platitudes about American and family.  But she is willing to go to New York on the same day and see Europe from her hotel room.

    That seems implausible.  The only moose you can shoot in NYC are at the Bronx Zoo, and they don't look kindly on that.

    No, she's going to New York to chastize David Letterman again for his jokes.  To be fair to her, though, Letterman is offensively unfunny.



  • @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

    If only they delivered the flaming bag of poop as part of an awards ceremony in Europe where the President got to give a three-hour-long speech.

    They're going to do that next year.  Sarah Palin has already declined to come because she can only think of two hours' worth of meaningless platitudes about American and family.  But she is willing to go to New York on the same day and see Europe from her hotel room.

    That seems implausible.  The only moose you can shoot in NYC are at the Bronx Zoo, and they don't look kindly on that.

    No, she's going to New York to chastize David Letterman again for his jokes.  To be fair to her, though, Letterman is offensively unfunny.

    True.  I can accept that the 1st Amendment protects the rights of Nazis, Klansmen and hippies to make fools of themselves, but we really need an exception for unfunny comedians.  There's no way the Founding Fathers could have anticipated the Bill of Rights would one day be perverted to protect The Top Ten New Tiger Woods Endorsement Deals.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    The Premiere Award is named for Sir Alfred Premiere, whose research into the causes for terrible fashion sense accidentally resulted in the popularity of bell bottoms.  Vowing to use his vast fortune to right the wrongs he had caused, he created the Premiere Foundation.  Each year they give out awards in a variety of categories identifying the worst travesties of good sense and style.  The awards are delivered to the winner's porch in a flaming brown bag, and come with a large stipend of shame and derision.

    Sounds like another award the Obamas can easily pick up.  But with Michelle's hideous fashion sense, they will have actually earned this one.

    They tried, but there was some difficulty in getting access to their porch.  I don't know the details, I just skimmed the article.  Something to do with snipers?

    If only they delivered the flaming bag of poop as part of an awards ceremony in Europe where the President got to give a three-hour-long speech.

    They're going to do that next year.  Sarah Palin has already declined to come because she can only think of two hours' worth of meaningless platitudes about American and family.  But she is willing to go to New York on the same day and see Europe from her hotel room.

    That seems implausible.  The only moose you can shoot in NYC are at the Bronx Zoo, and they don't look kindly on that.

    No, she's going to New York to chastize David Letterman again for his jokes.  To be fair to her, though, Letterman is offensively unfunny.

    True.  I can accept that the 1st Amendment protects the rights of Nazis, Klansmen and hippies to make fools of themselves, but we really need an exception for unfunny comedians.  There's no way the Founding Fathers could have anticipated the Bill of Rights would one day be perverted to protect The Top Ten New Tiger Woods Endorsement Deals.

    Similarly, I support abortions because, though life begins at conception, suffering begins at 11pm.  I just can't force someone to bring a child into a world where Paul Schaeffer's head is presented in HD.  It's a well known legal fact that Jay Leno is only allowed on TV because, regardless of how cruel it is, his awful show is hardly unusual.



  •  Bluth Under? Is that an Australian version of Arrested Development? What does it have to do with racing?



  • @SQLDave said:

    Bluth Under? Is that an Australian version of Arrested Development?
      Exactly.  In it, George Sr. (played by Paul Hogan in the role of a lifetime) is sent to a penal colony.  It's a bit weird to fans of the American version, because it's portrayed as a heroic calling, not for laughs.  But all your favorite things from the American version are there, only different.  For example, the Banana Stand becomes the Vegemite Shack, Barry Zuckerkorn wears a robe and wig, and Maeby is a koala -- strangely, George Michael still has a thing for her.  Guest appearances are famous Australians, such as Hugh Jackman and that stingray that killed Steve Irwin.  Also, a dingo eats Buster.



  • @bstorer said:

    @SQLDave said:

    Bluth Under? Is that an Australian version of Arrested Development?
      Exactly.  In it, George Sr. (played by Paul Hogan in the role of a lifetime) is sent to a penal colony.  It's a bit weird to fans of the American version, because it's portrayed as a heroic calling, not for laughs.  But all your favorite things from the American version are there, only different.  For example, the Banana Stand becomes the Vegemite Shack, Barry Zuckerkorn wears a robe and wig, and Maeby is a koala -- strangely, George Michael still has a thing for her.  Guest appearances are famous Australians, such as Hugh Jackman and that stingray that killed Steve Irwin.  Also, a dingo eats Buster.

    This sounds so much better than the American version, it almost makes me sad it's not real.  And by not real, I mean, Australian.



  •  What's the funny part? The crappy website? The accident? Laughing at random shit doesn't constitute a proof of a sense of humor. Quite the contrary, most of the time. Give me back my 5 minutes.



  • @Kiss me I'm Polish said:

    What's the funny part? The crappy website? The accident? Laughing at random shit doesn't constitute a proof of a sense of humor. Quite the contrary, most of the time. Give me back my 5 minutes.

    TRWTF is a Pollack lecturing other people about humor.  I'm pretty sure the only comedy in Poland involves watching the village idiot grease up and wrestle a pig.  Or maybe putting a hat on a goat; "Ha ha, Stanislaw!  Goat is wearing hat of a man!  Ho Ho!"

     

    Q: How man Pollacks does it take to stop a Kraut invasion?

    A: Ha ha ha ha!



  •  And to top it all, the only reply I get is from a retard.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    TRWTF is a Pollack lecturing other people about humor.
    The Polish are experts on humor, having been the brunt of it for so long.  However, they don't understand jokes that aren't at their expense.@morbiuswilters said:
    Or maybe putting a hat on a goat; "Ha ha, Stanislaw!  Goat is wearing hat of a man!  Ho Ho!"
    Shows what you know.  In Poland, only goats and the clergy are allowed to wear hats, because covering one's head prevents God from reading your thoughts.  Goats, being the most holy of animals, have a direct line to God, much as the clergy does through prayer.



  • Shows what you know. 

    Isn't it a nice hat.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Q: How man Pollacks does it take to stop a Kraut invasion?

    A: Ha ha ha ha!

     

    Trick question.  Everyone knows you 'invade' Poland by walking your troops in backwards and telling everyone you are leaving.



  • @aesis said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    Q: How man Pollacks does it take to stop a Kraut invasion?

    A: Ha ha ha ha!

     

    Trick question.  Everyone knows you 'invade' Poland by walking your troops in backwards and telling everyone you are leaving.

    In Poland, people put hats on their goats and hamburgers eat people.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @aesis said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    Q: How man Pollacks does it take to stop a Kraut invasion?

    A: Ha ha ha ha!

     

    Trick question.  Everyone knows you 'invade' Poland by walking your troops in backwards and telling everyone you are leaving.

    In Poland, people put hats on their goats and hamburgers eat hatless people.

     



  • The posting of bizarre recipes for seafood with saurkraut on this forum is another sign of the impending apocalypse.



  • @weaselspleen said:

    The posting of bizarre recipes for seafood with saurkraut on this forum is another sign of the impending apocalypse.
     

    Just wait for the chickens.



  • I visited the site, just on a whim.  I am now blind.



  •  @b_redeker said:

    a horrible crash.

     

    That'll buff right out.



  •  How did you find that abomination?  I'm tempted to send dude an email imploring him to administer the 2x4 of Justice to the douche who built the site.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    In Poland, people put hats on their goats and hamburgers eat people.

    Hey, get your races straight; that's Rand McNally, not Poland.

    Also, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it was George Bluth's blog from his hiding place.



  • @Smitty said:

     How did you find that abomination?

     

    Why, obviously I googled for premiere award winning sites on the net, like this one.

    Or better yet, this one.



  • @b_redeker said:

    Or better yet, this one.
    I'm sure everybody would respect a web design award handed out by an organisation that has this text on their home page in 2010:

    2007 WEBMASTER OF THE YEAR, has been officially announced! Applications are still being accepted year round for our other various Award Titles. Any and all sites submitted over the next 12 months will automatically become eligible to secure our coveted "Webmaster of the Year Award" when it is again announced in December of 2008.


  • @Scarlet Manuka said:

    @b_redeker said:
    Or better yet, this one.
    I'm sure everybody would respect a web design award handed out by an organisation that has this text on their home page in 2010:

    2007 WEBMASTER OF THE YEAR, has been officially announced! Applications are still being accepted year round for our other various Award Titles. Any and all sites submitted over the next 12 months will automatically become eligible to secure our coveted "Webmaster of the Year Award" when it is again announced in December of 2008.
     

    Better yet is the second page which proudly exclaims "T<font color="#4b4b4b">he World Wide Web Awards</font> <font color="#749bbc">2008 WEBSITE OF THE YEAR, has been officially announced!</font>" So they didn't update even their front page in early 2009 when they posted the 2008 website of the year.


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