Teenager thinks pipes literally carry money
County officials say there are 300 miles of pipeline in Hillsborough carrying jet fuel, natural gas, diesel and anhydrous ammonia. Most of the times, pipeline breaches are accidental, such as lines cut by a backhoe, but there are two major instances were individuals intentionally tapered with lines, including a teenager who drilled into a Riverview anhydrous ammonia pipeline in 2007 because he thought the line was carrying money between banks.
Seriously, just WTF?
If there were a just and loving God, the pipeline would have been full of an especially deadly acid.
Although, on the other hand, where do those pneumatic tubes from the drive-through tellers go?
Ted Stevens' grandchildren, perhaps?