UFL Math

[bstorer]

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener.  Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?

I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!

Exactly my point.  Why the hell would you want two wives?

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

[morbiuswilters]

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener.  Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?

I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!

Exactly my point.  Why the hell would you want two wives?

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

Oh God.  Saving throw!  Saving throw!

[bstorer]

@morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener.  Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?

I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!

Exactly my point.  Why the hell would you want two wives?

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

Oh God.  Saving throw!  Saving throw!

Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.

[morbiuswilters]

@bstorer said:

@morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

@bstorer said:

As I recall, a similar piece of reasoning resulted in your dick stuck in a pencil sharpener.  Do you really want to risk another visit to the emergency room like that?

I met my to-be wife in that emergency room, you insensitive clod!

Exactly my point.  Why the hell would you want two wives?

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

Oh God.  Saving throw!  Saving throw!

Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.

I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.

[dhromed]

 @morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

Oh God.  Saving throw!  Saving throw!

Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.

I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.

Nobody seems to be noticing the d12 that's been hanging out my pants all this time. I can roll for intiative, if you like.

[morbiuswilters]

@dhromed said:

 @morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

Oh God.  Saving throw!  Saving throw!

Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.

I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.

Nobody seems to be noticing the d12 that's been hanging out my pants all this time. I can roll for intiative, if you like.

We noticed.  But you live in Eurofagland so that's in millimetres.

[operagost]

 Can we at least agree the Cowboys are fags?

[dhromed]

@morbiuswilters said:

I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.

 

*roll*

– it landed on the small bit. what does that mean?

– it probably means all three of those values. Or 'point' .

 @morbiuswilters said:

We noticed.  But you live in Eurofagland so that's in millimetres.

Silly rabbit! A 12mm pecker can't hang!

Unless it's also very thin.

 

 

 

:''''''''''(((((

 

[b_redeker1]

@operagost said:

 Can we at least agree the Cowboys are fags?

 

Absolutely. Are you going to tell them?

[bstorer]

@morbiuswilters said:

@dhromed said:

 @morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@morbiuswilters said:

@bstorer said:

@belgariontheking said:

Well,TBH I'm hoping to get a male nurse this time.......

I told you: I'm not actually a male nurse.  I was only dressed up like that to try to pick up rape victims.  I appreciate the attention, but I'm not interested.  Perhaps you could call morb; he's quite fond of roleplay.

Oh God.  Saving throw!  Saving throw!

Sorry, the saving throw requires a d8, and all you have is that pathetic d4.

I sanded off one of the corners so now it's a d5.

Nobody seems to be noticing the d12 that's been hanging out my pants all this time. I can roll for intiative, if you like.

We noticed.  But you live in Eurofagland so that's in millimetres.

I can't seem to get Google to convert millimeters into pounds.  What's the conversion rate again?

[PJH]

@bstorer said:

I can't seem to get Google to convert millimeters into pounds.  What's the conversion rate again?

http://snurl.com/mm2lbs

[bstorer]

@PJH said:

@bstorer said:

I can't seem to get Google to convert millimeters into pounds.  What's the conversion rate again?

http://snurl.com/mm2lbs

Well that just raises a couple new questions:

1. Dhromed's dick is made of mercury?   Does morb know, because he's at great risk of being poisoned.
2. I still need to convert PSI to pounds.  How many square inches is dhromed's dick?
   

[dhromed]

 @bstorer said:

How many square inches is dhromed's dick?

29 and a bit.

[bstorer]

@dhromed said:

 @bstorer said:

How many square inches is dhromed's dick?

29 and a bit.

So about 0.56 pounds.  Why couldn't you just say that to begin with?

[derula]

I like trains.

[bstorer]

@derula said:

I like trains.

Look, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: if you want morb, btk, dhromed, and me to run a train on you, we need to see the money up front.  Well, I need to see the money up front; the rest of those fags would probably do it for free.

[derula]

@bstorer said:

@derula said:

I like trains.

Look, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: if you want morb, btk, dhromed, and me to run a train on you, we need to see the money up front.  Well, I need to see the money up front; the rest of those fags would probably do it for free.

Okay okay, here's your monet:

[dhromed]

@derula said:

I like trains.

 

I believe they're playing at a local place here soonishlike.

[derula]

@dhromed said:

@derula said:

I like trains.

I believe they're playing at a local place here soonishlike.

Are they selling stimpaks?

[DescentJS]

@derula said:

@dhromed said:

@derula said:

I like trains.

I believe they're playing at a local place here soonishlike.

Are they selling stimpaks?

No, but they trade power armor for them.