Just got this in the mail



  • Gotta love these guys:

    Dear [my real name]

    We have open position in our construction and investment company as a
    LOCAL INVESTMENT COORDINATOR. And want to offer this vacancy to you.

    We offers employees unlimited growth, endless opportunity, and employee ownership - we are a 100% employee-owned company, or ESOP. We ask  all of our employees to lead and innovate every day. Our growth as a company is driven by individual growth, so we support all of our  employees with the training, tools and encouragement they need to succeed.
    We has a fast-paced growth model. We give young people high levels of responsibility.
    Benefits:
    As part of an extensive benefits package, We offers employees competitive compensation and an environment committed to their growth and  development.  Below is a complete list of benefits we offer.  
    - 401(K) Plan
    - Health Care Plan
    - Dental Care Plan
    - Flexible Compensation Plan
    - Life Insurance
    - Disability Insurance
    - Employee Assistance Program
    - Paid Vacation and Holidays
    - Tuition Reimbursement and/or Continuing Education Plans

    Thank you for your interest in  career opportunities with us! We are always excited to hear from talented and committed  professionals.

    Waiting your resume or CV:

    [xxx].careers@yahoo.com

    Thanks for attention!
    With respect,
    [xxx]



  •  Clearly the company is named "We".



  • @da Doctah said:

     Clearly the company is named "We".

     




  •  Was it written by Golum? We offers you a job. We wants the precious.



  • Sounds good, but does we provide growth opportunities?



  • @snoofle said:

    We offers employees unlimited growth
    We sounds cariogenic.  Or maybe We is like Tetsuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo from Akiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.



  •  TRWTF is the @yahoo.com email address. How is anyone supposed to take that seriously?!

     

    Also, 1st post!



  • @dr spock said:

    TRWTF is the @yahoo.com email address. How is anyone supposed to take that seriously?!

    Clearly, "We" means "yahoo", as apparent from the sender address.





  •  Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?



  • @dhromed said:

    Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?

    Caeeeesssaaaaaaaaarrrrr!



  •  fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck



  • An optimist would call this a genuine opportunity from some overseas company that wants to expand into your state/country/hemisphere.

    A pessimist would call this an obvious phishing attempt @ identity theft.

    Based on the @Yahoo, I'm definitely going with the pessimist option. A multinational, cross-language company with a yahoo address? 'taint going to happen.







  •  This is most likely just a variation on the nigerian scam. I've gotten more well written ones before. They had a whole fake website set up. They collected shoes for kids in third world nations. When I asked for more information about job duties and compensation and all the normal "What exactly is the job you're offering?" stuff, they pitched the "registration fee" part.

     It's just normal spam, changed to fit the times.



  • @SuperAnalyst said:

    ..... A multinational, cross-language company with a yahoo address? 'taint going to happen.
     

     

    what about yahoo?



  • @Helix said:

    @SuperAnalyst said:
    ..... A multinational, cross-language company with a yahoo address? 'taint going to happen.
    what about yahoo?
    Nope. Staff have an @yahoo-inc.com address.


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