If it quacks like a QA analyst
Far beit for me to point out other's spelling mistakes (thank Gpd for Edit buttons), but when it's for a QA position... and it's in the job title...
If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck it must be a Mercury QA Contractor.
Symantec is to be commended for its efforts to make sure that people can keep playing Quake.
I think that level of quakity... er, quality... control explains the Symantec C++ compiler perfectly.
Yes, there was such a beast. Yes, it sucked. When I left my last job, we still had code WTFs that were the result of workarounds put in place for that particular compiler.