I think I'm qualified for this one



  • I'm definitely skilled in Normal false false false, and last week I finally got my certificate showing I'm zero, after all that study...<br>br>

    This job advertised in Jobserve<br>

     

    Industry: IT
    Type: Contract/Permanent
    Position: Service Readiness
    Manager
    Skills: Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/*
    Style
       Definitions./table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table
    Normal";
       mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
    mso-style-noshow
       yes; mso-style-parent:"; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in
    5.4pt;
       mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
    mso-pagination
       widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New
    Roman";
       mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400;
    mso-bidi-language
       #0400;} Short Description: Toprovide...

    Wouldn't it be nice if the content management editor on Jobserve detected incompetent users...shouldn't be too hard, they're everywhere...



  •  Oh fail someone on data entry copied and pasted from MS Word.



  •  Perhaps you failed to notice...

    Wouldn't it be nice if the content management editor on Jobserve detected incompetent users...

    Perhaps it also accepts SQL injections ... anyone got an account and cares to try?



  • I'm almost qualified, except my font-size is 12.0pt and my mso-style-name: is Table Abnormal instead of Table Normal.  too bad.



  • @Medezark said:

    I'm almost qualified, except my font-size is 12.0pt and my mso-style-name: is Table Abnormal instead of Table Normal.  too bad.
    So what you're telling us is that you'll never be employed?  I certainly wouldn't want a Table Abnormal working in my office, and would fight tooth and nail to have them removed.



  • That's tablist!



  • @belgariontheking said:

    @Medezark said:

    I'm almost qualified, except my font-size is 12.0pt and my mso-style-name: is Table Abnormal instead of Table Normal.  too bad.
    So what you're telling us is that you'll never be employed?  I certainly wouldn't want a Table Abnormal working in my office, and would fight tooth and nail to have them removed.

    Yep, completely unemployable.  Thank goodness my company/industry was absolutely desperate in 2007.
    And, I still have the upper hand on my co-workers, who are mostly Table Challenged, Table Stupid and Table Whacked-Out-Of-Their-Gourds-Bug-Nuts-Crazy.

    And my Manager - Table Means-Well-But-Couldn't-Buy-A-Clue.



  • At least it's not WOODEN_TABLE



  • @sys said:

    At least it's not WOODEN_TABLE

    you mean Table Made-Of-Trees


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