Pauline Bean spam



  • [Edit - host in URLs has been replaced with example.com]

    I wish I was making this up, but I got this email today. Really Paula really!?

     

        From:     Pauline Bean <superaffiliateincomesecret101@gmail.com>
        Subject:     retnuh, Have You Ma*de A Grand This Month? Yes, You Can!
        Date:     January 27, 2010 10:22:52 AM EST
        To:     ##### <####@######.###>

    ========================================================
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    ========================================================

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    ========================================================


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  • @retnuh said:

    Have You Ma*de A Grand This Month?
    WTF, who makes less than a grand a month?



  • @Lingerance said:

    @retnuh said:
    Have You Ma*de A Grand This Month?
    WTF, who makes less than a grand a month?

    Hippies, crackheads, TheTXI...



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lingerance said:
    @retnuh said:
    Have You Ma*de A Grand This Month?
    WTF, who makes less than a grand a month?
    Hippies, crackheads, TheTXI...
    Are those the type of people to read email? I suppose a better question would've been "Who makes less than a grand a month and checks email?"



  • @Lingerance said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    @Lingerance said:
    @retnuh said:
    Have You Ma*de A Grand This Month?
    WTF, who makes less than a grand a month?
    Hippies, crackheads, TheTXI...
    Are those the type of people to read email? I suppose a better question would've been "Who makes less than a grand a month and checks email?"

    TheTXI.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lingerance said:
    @morbiuswilters said:
    @Lingerance said:
    @retnuh said:
    Have You Ma*de A Grand This Month?
    WTF, who makes less than a grand a month?
    Hippies, crackheads, TheTXI...
    Are those the type of people to read email? I suppose a better question would've been "Who makes less than a grand a month and checks email?"
    TheTXI.
    So now the possible target market for this email is one person out of sex billion. Which brings up a new WTF. Why bother?



  • @Lingerance said:

    Why bother?
    Why bother with spam at all?  An astute question.


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