For the love of f*ck



  • @Flatline said:

    @Smitty said:
    She sneezes on a regular basis and finds it necessary to yell AAAAAACCCCCHHOOOOOO!!! every time. This is no exaggeration

    Surely your entire grievance is based on the fact that it IS an exaggeration.

    IT'S YOU!  Don't deny that you sneeze very loudly.  We have proof from Smitty.



  • @Flatline said:

    @Smitty said:
    She sneezes on a regular basis and finds it necessary to yell AAAAAACCCCCHHOOOOOO!!! every time. This is no exaggeration
    Surely your entire grievance is based on the fact that it IS an exaggeration.

     Sorry, what I meant is that I am not exaggerating when I say you can hear this bitch sneeze from two departments away.



  • @SQLDave said:

     

    #5 - Fogging for mosquitos

     Start adding lots and lots of beans, tacos, etc. to your diet (whatever foodstuffs cause your system to become malodorously gaseous).

    I'm not sure how that's gonna shut people up... But they will loose all remaining respect, making you anything but the alpha-male.


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