Would you hire this guy?



  •  This was posted on another message board. The guy claims to be a security expert. Just look at these quotes and tell me if you think he's for real or just faking it:

    I've taken Linux I and Linux II, and am in Linux III (they call it that
    for some reason, it's a hacking/security class that uses a cool ass
    Linux program my teacher created to do everything) and I can't for the
    life of me enjoy Linux. Yeah you can do a lot with it, and it's free,
    but it takes forever to do anything, and tons of things don't have
    Linux support.

    Installing Linux is a bastard as well.

     

    I have shiatloads of windows classes. Windows XP, Windows Server 2008,
    Exchange, etc. I have classes called "Linux I" and "Linux II" for a
    reason, it's teaching me linux but linux isn't popular at all, so just
    get the basics. Linux III (hacking/security) is teaching me a
    shiatload, like how to hack every version of Windows, Linux, and Mac,
    and how to stop them.

     

    I know which hacks work, and don't work, on every version of Windows,
    Mac, and Linux. I know how they work, and I know how to stop them (if
    you're able to stop them).



  • From looking at the quotes, I know enough to stop caring whether it's anything at all.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @tofu said:

    I've taken Linux I and Linux II, and am in Linux III
    No, I wouldn't hire. And I'd make a point of not hiring anyone else from this place of education. They have classes for 'using an OS'? Or 'using the command line'?

    That said, their courses are starting to sound like a Saw franchise....


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

     I'd hire. He sounds like he'd make a great receptionist.



  • @Weng said:

     I'd hire. He sounds like he'd make a great receptionist.

    I wouldn't even put that much responsibility in his hands.  I'm thinking more of a mailroom position.  At least then he doesn't have to multitask.  he can just sift through junkmail all day



  • What is the context of these quotes. At this point, this post makes shiatloads of nonsense.



  • @Vechni said:

    What is the context of these quotes. At this point, this post makes shiatloads of nonsense.

    if your referring to the quotes in my signature, then the answer is humor.  some of my favorites.  its appended to every post I make. 



  • @galgorah said:

    @Vechni said:

    What is the context of these quotes. At this point, this post makes shiatloads of nonsense.

    if your referring to the quotes in my signature, then the answer is humor.  some of my favorites.  its appended to every post I make. 

    He hasn't discovered the Healthbase stuff yet has he?



  •  Looking at the quotes, i'll not take the pain to hire him.


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