Top 10 things likely to overhear if you have a Klingon on your Software Team



    1. This code is crap!  You have no honor!<o:p></o:p>
    1. A TRUE warrior does not comment his code!<o:p></o:p>
    1. By filing this bug report you have questioned my family’s honor!  Prepare to die!<o:p></o:p>
    1. You question the worthiness of my code?  I should kill you where you stand!<o:p></o:p>
    1. Our competitors are without honor!<o:p></o:p>
    1. Specs are for the weak and timid!<o:p></o:p>
    1. This machine is a piece of gagh!  I need dual ClearPath A-Series processors if I am to do battle with this code!<o:p></o:p>
    1. Perhaps it is a good day to die!  I saw we ship it!<o:p></o:p>
    1. My program has just dumped Stova Core!<o:p></o:p>
    1. Behold, the keyboard of Kahless!  The greatest code warrior who ever lived!
    Sorry... :-)


  • When I posted it, it said 10, 9, 8, etc... hmm...



  • Haha :)



    Very nice



  • @JHolland said:

    1. My program has just dumped Stova Core!<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p>

    Bwehehehe


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