Poor Huey... he never saw it coming



  • So, I got hit with a fit of nostalgia this evening, and was thinking back to the many times I'd watched my VHS recording of the Duck Tales series premiere 'movie'. Do you suppose taping that and watching it 50 times was copyright infringement? Anyway, I digress.

     It occurred to me that it might be on DVD at this point - and lo, I was rewarded. Netflix delivers! But their search results for 'Duck Tales', while accurate, were somewhat... disturbing... after the first few hits:

     ...Oh my god! What have they done with my childhood friends!? bursts into tears



  • Vegetarians are TRWTF



  • @Zemm said:

    Vegetarians are TRWTF

     

    Amen.  I can't remember which comedian said it, maybe Carlin, but he said something like "you vegetarians are to blame for the environment, you eat all of the oxygen giving plants and leave the methane producing cows. I'm doing my part to reduce methane gas by eating as many cows as I can" (or something like that).



  • Thanks, now you got the theme song in my head.

    It's just that I don't know any of the words except for "Duck Tales" so I'm singing the "da da da da da da da da Duck Tales!"

    Aloud.  In meetings.  I'm a strange guy.



  • @amischiefr said:

    @Zemm said:

    Vegetarians are TRWTF

     

    Amen.  I can't remember which comedian said it, maybe Carlin, but he said something like "you vegetarians are to blame for the environment, you eat all of the oxygen giving plants and leave the methane producing cows. I'm doing my part to reduce methane gas by eating as many cows as I can" (or something like that).

     

     

    We can solve the cow problem at dawn with my trustee shotgun! We don't even have to eat them :)



  • @amischiefr said:

    @Zemm said:

    Vegetarians are TRWTF

     

    Amen.  I can't remember which comedian said it, maybe Carlin, but he said something like "you vegetarians are to blame for the environment, you eat all of the oxygen giving plants and leave the methane producing cows. I'm doing my part to reduce methane gas by eating as many cows as I can" (or something like that).

     

    My typical response to militant vegetarians is: if we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

    (I can't recall the source for this one either.)



  • @amischiefr said:

    I can't remember which comedian said it, maybe Carlin, but he said something like "you vegetarians are to blame for the environment, you eat all of the oxygen giving plants and leave the methane producing cows. I'm doing my part to reduce methane gas by eating as many cows as I can" (or something like that).

    There's always the obligatory [url="http://bash.org/?426527"]bash.org[/url] quote.



  • @belgariontheking said:

    It's just that I don't know any of the words except for "Duck Tales" so I'm singing the "da da da da da da da da Duck Tales!"

    Life is like a hurricane,

    Here in Duckberg.

    Racecars, lasers aero-planes,

    It's a duck-blur.

    Might solve a mystery,

    or rewrite history!

    Duck-tales: wooo-oooo!



  • @astonerbum said:

    We can solve the cow problem at dawn with my trustee shotgun! We don't even have to eat them :)

    You had better give that shotgun back to the trustee.



  • TRWTF is the awesome amount of alliterations accumulated in the actual abstracts above.



  • Het leven is een wervelstorm

    hier in Duck-stad

    Auto's, lasers, vliegmachines

    Bliksems! 't Is wat!

    Dappere helden

    Trekken te velde

    in Ducktales, ooh-ooh

    Ied're keer beleef je 't weer met

    Ducktales, ooh-ooh

    Alles wat je droomt gebeurt in

    Ducktales, ooh-ooh

     

    Lord, my memory. I loved that show when I was a wee laddy.



  •  Hah, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who was into that show.

     I always did wonder, though - normally, none of them wear pants... But if their jackets get ripped off, or something, they cover up their crotches... which are normally uncovered anyway. That, my friends, is TRWTF.



  • What's even weirder: They never wear pants, EVER, until they get swimming. Then all of a sudden, they wear swim-trunks.

     Ducks. With swimsuits...



  • @astonerbum said:

    @amischiefr said:

    @Zemm said:

    Vegetarians are TRWTF

     

    Amen.  I can't remember which comedian said it, maybe Carlin, but he said something like "you vegetarians are to blame for the environment, you eat all of the oxygen giving plants and leave the methane producing cows. I'm doing my part to reduce methane gas by eating as many cows as I can" (or something like that).

     

     

    We can solve the cow problem at dawn with my trustee shotgun! We don't even have to eat them :)

     Watch out. They might shoot back: <FONT color=#008000>www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns</FONT>



  • @steenbergh said:

    What's even weirder: They never wear pants, EVER, until they get swimming. Then all of a sudden, they wear swim-trunks.

     Ducks. With swimsuits...

    Back in '94 I was working in Russia and remember seeing a kids animated TV show about some kids doing some thing or other (I have no real idea as to what they were doing as my Russian language was no where near good enough to understand the show). As a part of the plot the kids stripped off their clothes and went skinny dipping in a lake - and in a nod to reality the animators drew little genitalia on the boys. It was all done in a "matter of fact" style that makes a mockery of western TV where things like seeing Janet's breast for 2 seconds can cause a public uproar (never mind that the superbowl was packed with ads for viagra et al - wanna explain to a kid why an erection longer than 4 hours should be seen by a doctor?)



  • @OzPeter said:

    wanna explain to a kid why an erection longer than 4 hours should be seen by a doctor?
    An erection that lasts more than 4 hours should be seen by everybody.  It should be made into a roadside attraction.  There should be tickets and souveniers and everything.



  • @bstorer said:

    @OzPeter said:
    wanna explain to a kid why an erection longer than 4 hours should be seen by a doctor?
    An erection that lasts more than 4 hours should be seen by everybody.  It should be made into a roadside attraction.  There should be tickets and souveniers and everything.

    What sorts of souvenirs?

    ...

    You know, on second thought, I don't really want to know the answer.



  • @derula said:

    @bstorer said:
    @OzPeter said:
    wanna explain to a kid why an erection longer than 4 hours should be seen by a doctor?
    An erection that lasts more than 4 hours should be seen by everybody.  It should be made into a roadside attraction.  There should be tickets and souveniers and everything.

    What sorts of souvenirs?

    The usual: postcards, playing cards, little ceramic figurines, locks of actual pubi--

    @derula said:

    You know, on second thought, I don't really want to know the answer.
    Oh.



  • @bstorer said:

    @derula said:

    @bstorer said:
    @OzPeter said:
    wanna explain to a kid why an erection longer than 4 hours should be seen by a doctor?
    An erection that lasts more than 4 hours should be seen by everybody.  It should be made into a roadside attraction.  There should be tickets and souveniers and everything.

    What sorts of souvenirs?

    The usual: postcards, playing cards, little ceramic figurines, locks of actual pubi--

    @derula said:

    You know, on second thought, I don't really want to know the answer.
    Oh.

    QFT.


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