Inventing a new scripting language...
Apologies if this has been posted before - it occured a while back and I only thought to post it now!
// here is all the old code
// here are Bob's changes
Bob swore that he never stuck a "c" in there, but no one had noticed the problem before. Finally "Evan" came by (Evan was in charge of source control) and said "Well we can find out who checked that in, and when... just look in SourceSafe's version history! Strange that nobody caught it before..."
So they looked in SourceSafe's version history and guess what? Evan had checked in the "javcascript" code in one of the very first checkins of the file, over two years ago! And NO ONE had noticed!
But everyone knows it's called "JScript"?