LOL! "Happy" Valentines Day...
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Okay, I bought one of these mice and was trying to track down the user's guide because the "quick-start" guide that came with it was hopeless. So I ran across this site and found their concept of a "sale" quite amusing. You be the judge...
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And they even thoughtfully provide "You Save: $0.00 (0%)"[:P]
That's handy for those who can't calculate percentages.
Which brings up another image in my mind:
<FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #808080">Me: Happy Valentine's Day, hon. [hands gift] Go on, open it!</FONT>
<FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #808080">Wife: [Seeing a box about the right size for jewelry] Oh, thank you, thank you! [opens] Uh, here why don't you take it. You're going to need it for all the Internet porn you'll be looking at for the next month...</FONT>
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@R.Flowers said:
<font size="5">S</font>o, what was the gift? A mini-box of tissues? A small, cordless mouse? A tin of Dilbert mints.<font style="background-color: rgb(128, 128, 128);">
Me: Happy Valentine's Day, hon. [hands gift] Go on, open it!</font><font style="background-color: rgb(128, 128, 128);">Wife: [Seeing a box about the right size for jewelry] Oh, thank you, thank you! [opens] Uh, here why don't you take it. You're going to need it for all the Internet porn you'll be looking at for the next month...</font>
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@triso said:
@R.Flowers said:
<FONT size=5>S</FONT>o, what was the gift? A mini-box of tissues? A small, cordless mouse? A tin of Dilbert mints.
<FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#808080>Me: Happy Valentine's Day, hon. [hands gift] Go on, open it!</FONT><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#808080>Wife: [Seeing a box about the right size for jewelry] Oh, thank you, thank you! [opens] Uh, here why don't you take it. You're going to need it for all the Internet porn you'll be looking at for the next month...</FONT>
First of all, sorry about the gray background. I meant for the text to be gray.
Second, I was referring to the mouse. Why would I need Dilbert mints to look at Internet porn? (Don't let your imagination run away with you...)
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Dont' want to be rude but looking for a User-Guide to a mouse (cordless or not) is a WTF in itself
(You should try the little connect buttons on the back of the mouse and on the receiver)
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No offense taken, but this is my third wireless optical mouse, and all of them work differently in how to put the mouse to "sleep" for transport. I had to figure it out by trial and error (hold down the sync button for 5 seconds).
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BTW, the whole aversion to "asking for directions" (whether it's a male or engineer trait) has always baffled me - and I'm both male and an engineer. If I can figure out something quickly by RTFM, why waste time? My brain is already too full of useless trivia to remember the intricacies of every device I own.