I'm sure there's a lot of people here who still love the WaTerFall way of doing their SDLCs, so I think they oughta be invited to Waterfall 2006. So do check it out, and see you there!
Our company was going to send some people to Waterfall 2006, but we
spent so much time in the Requirements Definition phase of the trip
that the conference was over by the time we were ready to leave. Of
course, we went anyway, since the project manager would have looked bad
politically had he canceled the trip. When we returned we declared it
all a grand success, and the project manager was promoted to CIO.