Any chance of an "I hate Sybase" annex?
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I've only worked tangentially with Oracle a few times, luckily able to leave its management to the benighted souls condemned to that particular hell.
However, I have had to deal with Sybase quite often, and I feel that my ire will not be vindicated until it is properly condemned alongside Larry Ellison's gangly abomination.
Now, I know SQL Server is technically a fork of Sybase, but Microsoft has gone so far in making it better than its sire that I don't think we can even count them in the same class any more.
Sybase displays many of the features of Oracle - awkward and cryptic tools, lack of any UI based apps, in-built code obfuscation like "*=" and a host of other crimes againist humanity.
It is only just that we provide a place for those souls, though more fortunate than the victims of Oracle, who have to work with this obscure and creaky monstrosity.
You know it's the right thing to do.
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"Yay necrotoaster"
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@loopback0 said:
;Yay necrotoaster
The necropaclypse has already started? We just got on this bloody forum!
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
@loopback0 said:
;Yay necrotoaster
The necropaclypse has already started? We just got on this bloody forum!
This forum makes it easier to find them ;)
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master..spt_values
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