WOW - What a Page File



  • <font face="Georgia"></font>Total Physical Memory:     4,031 MB
    Available Physical Memory: 1,490 MB
    Page File: Max Size:       1,816 MB
    Page File: Available:      2,188 MB
    Page File: In Use:         18,446,744,073,709,551,244 MB



  •  Photoshop!



  •  Nope. Not in this case

    I reproduced it.

     Any ideas?



  • @berthman said:

     Any ideas?
     

    Prnt Scrn?



  •  I ran  "Systeminfo" at the command prompt



  • @berthman said:

     I ran  "Systeminfo" at the command prompt

     

    What does that have to do with not being able to use PrntScrn?



  • WOW - What an idiot

    @berthman said:

    I reproduced it.
    You didn't think to copy-paste?  Or provide a screenshot so it's (marginally) verifiable?



  • Not so much of an idiot, just not prepared to give away Server name info

    If not qualified or experienced enough, nor able to assist from the copied text, then I would appreciate such a response, or none.

    Thank you

    Berthman



  • @berthman said:

     Any ideas?
     

    I think this is probably related to the fact that you're running windows. Please install a real operating system, such as FreeBSD or VxWorks, and see if the issue persists.



  •  Thank you for your sensible comment, this has already been considered, however, the business has the need to use this less than perfect OS to assist the Development team who are even less familiar with RHES etc and other Flavors, than a mere Win admin such as myself 🙂



  • @berthman said:

    If not qualified or experienced enough, nor able to assist from the copied text, then I would appreciate such a response, or none.

    Thank you

    Berthman

     

    Are you seriously trying to get computer assistance here?

    Because you are on the wrong site for that. Also, your choice of forums is disturbing if that is the case.

     

    Seriously, either post a screenshot, or this thread is just spam.



  •  @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Seriously, either post a screenshot, or this thread is just spam.

    Here's a screenshot:

     

    Now that we've establisched the authenticity you can move on to diagnosing the problem.



  • @Nandurius said:

    move on to diagnosing the problem.
     

    Why the hell would we diagnose your problem?

    Ok, here is my first attempt: Your problem is that you think this is a forum where we are going to teach you to use a computer.



  • @Nandurius said:

    Here's a screenshot:
     

    OMGZ! Devilz in my computar!!1!!~

    [url=http://imageshack.us][img=http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9062/lulzeo2.png][/url]
    [url=http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=521&i=lulzeo2.png][img=http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9062/lulzeo2.ced7946d16.jpg][/url]



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Why the hell would we diagnose your problem?

    I have no idea, but then again I didn't start this thread. Learn to quote. It makes it confusing who you're talking to.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    OMGZ! Devilz in my computar!!1!!~

     

    FTFY. I don't think this is your best day with the editor 😛

     



  • @Nandurius said:

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Why the hell would we diagnose your problem?

    I have no idea, but then again I didn't start this thread. Learn to quote. It makes it confusing who you're talking to.

     

    Apparently my problem is not in quoting, but in reading, your post looked like something the OP would write. Not sure why you did.

    Fact remains that no one is going to diagnose the computer for him, and his claims are sketchy at best.



  • @berthman said:

    If not qualified or experienced enough, nor able to assist from the copied text, then I would appreciate such a response, or none.
     

    If not intelligent enough to realize that a humor forum is not the place to ask technical questions because someone might think you were posting humor instead, please go elsewhere. Try www.morons-love-it-here-this-sites-for-you.com.

    Also, anyone with half a brain knows that you don't have to allow the "server name info"  to be legible when you post a screen shot.

    If not qualified or experienced enough to use brain, please don't breath. I would apprecate it if you would desist, or at least place your head in a pail of water before continuing. Thank you. 



  • @Nandurius said:

    I think this is probably related to the fact that you're running windows. Please install a real operating system, such as FreeBSD or VxWorks, and see if the issue persists.
     

    I think idiotic statments like this are related to the fact you're not smart enough to work with computers. Please find a career you're more suited for, such as dishwasher, janitor, or sanitation worker. 



  • @Nandurius said:

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Why the hell would we diagnose your problem?

    I have no idea, but then again I didn't start this thread. Learn to quote. It makes it confusing who you're talking to.

     

    MPS quoted exactly correctly, and is right in his reponse. Trying to diagnose your problems is actually quite easy, though. You were born with no intelligence, and have gradually declined from there until your current state of slightly above vegetative state.

    The cure for your problem isn't so simple, though. They're not letting Kevorkian practice his skills any longer, and if one of us shot you we'd end up in prison. I guess the only solution is if you do it yourself.

    Hurry, please, and put us out of our misery. 



  • @KenW said:

    You were born with no intelligence, and have gradually declined from there until your current state of slightly above vegetative state.

    Your flames are very formulaic. If your not telling someone they are too stupid to use a computer then it's a lame attack on there maturity. I'm stating to cringe every time I read one of your posts. Please try and come up with some new insults, you're letting the side down.



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