Silly things
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I know it's old but hey!Why do nerds confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT31=DEC25
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heh.
heheh.
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Hooray! I never heard this before, finally something to replace
the dog-eared "There are 10 types of people...". I shudder when I
hear that one now.
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Dammit... now I'm going to have to repeat this.
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@versatilia said:
Hooray! I never heard this before, finally something to replace
the dog-eared "There are 10 types of people...". I shudder when I
hear that one now.
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand trinary and those who don't. :)
-FM
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@FunnyMan said:
@versatilia said:
Hooray! I never heard this before, finally something to replace the dog-eared "There are 10 types of people...". I shudder when I hear that one now.
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand trinary and those who don't. :)
-FMAnd "File not found?"
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Here are a couple of quick ones:
<FONT face=Tahoma size=-1>Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."</FONT><FONT face=Tahoma size=-1>"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"</FONT><FONT face=Tahoma size=-1>
"No..."
"Inheritance."</FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=2>From http://www.jokes.net/shortprogrammerjokes.htm (It may be understood that English it is possible is not their first language...)</FONT>