WTF on wheels



  • OMG, my little argument with MPS in the Login Issues thread amused me and then made me remember a WTF I saw driving home yesterday.  At one point I ended up behind this guy on a motorcycle.  Neither a Harley nor a crotch rocket, just one of those ordinary un-remarkable street cycles.  He had on jeans and a black leather jacket, a do-rag under his helmet.  The WTF was the jacket.  Apparently it was the kind you can buy (or are given in a promotion) of a product because it had the product name emblazoned on the back.  The product?  Viagra.  I swear on all that's holy and pure, this dude was going around in public wearing a promotion for Viagra.

    So I have to ask, quite seriously and full of curiousity:  would any of you guys wear something like that in public?  Is it only because I'm a girl that I think that's pathetic?

     



  • I can see how MPS would remind you of Viagra. Also, no. I would never wear such a thing without a large cash payout.



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    The product?  Viagra. 

    1. I don't see anything wrong with Viagra or admitting you use if you need it. We see enough feminine hygiene products on T.V. commercials everyday, why can't we feel comfortable with solutions for our problems?
    2. There are no girls on the internet. (I wish you would learn this, tired of repeating it)
    3. Perhaps this guy works with/for Viagra, and it is in his best interest to promote the product? I know I would wear a fucking 'Hello Kitty' jacket if it might benefit me financially.
    4. He might have had a problem with ED or whatever, and noticed no one would talk about the problem (likely because of people who see the word Viagra and go "OMG! Penis!") and has decided to share his solution to the problem.
    5. He might just get a lot of chicks with it for:
    •      Being open and not confined to immature high school thought patterns. "Omg! Penis!"
    •      Curiousity.I bet there are girls that would be willing to check it out, just to see if it works and he has become some magical super stud. You would be amazed at a lot of girls, and the things they will do out of curiosity.

     P.S.: No, I don't care if anyone follows with flames of "OMGz MPS has a limp dick!" I don't use or need Viagra, but if I did I would not be ashamed at all of it, nor should any man.



  • @bstorer said:

    I can see how MPS would remind you of Viagra.
     

    This means as much to me as "I can see how jetcitywoman would remind you of Midol." or "I can see how tampons would remind you of morbiuswilters."



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    So I have to ask, quite seriously and full of curiousity:  would any of you guys wear something like that in public?

    Holy heck, a Viagra jacket. NO. (Though, it kind of reminds me of the "MC Prostata" skit in... one TV program or another. Can't really remember the details.)

    I thought the T-shirt with one of our local sausage brands was bad (Luckily, aside of my sister, no one paid attention to it. Hmm - "As you can see, I have sausage fingers on my left hand..."), but it was otherwise remotely wearable. I think I have a spectacularly ridiculously unwearable branded cap here somewhere, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was pushing. My mind has been kind of blanked, sorry. I'm pretty sure it was something socially discussable though, definitely not Viagra. 🙂



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    2. There are no girls on the internet. (I wish you would learn this, tired of repeating it)
    Sorry, MPS, I'm not trying to be picky. I simply don't understand what the problem is. Would you mind explaining that sentence to a naive foreigner like me?



  • @TheRider said:

    Would you mind explaining that sentence to a naive foreigner like me?
     

    Yes I would mind. That would really kill the joke. We can leave that to some other humor murderer like Codesimian or someone.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @TheRider said:

    Would you mind explaining that sentence to a naive foreigner like me?
     

    Yes I would mind. That would really kill the joke. We can leave that to some other humor murderer like Codesimian or someone.

     Oh let me try!

     There are no females on the internet, nor are there males, there are only personalities, some are feminine others are masculine.

    Any that claim to actually be female are really 40 year old fat truckers living in thier moms basements.



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    Is it only because I'm a girl that I think that's pathetic?

    Um.. what actual woman would refer to herself as "a girl"?  Way to go, Betty Friedan.


    Besides, no  woman can be in my presence for more than a few seconds without being overcome with moist, feminine lust.



  • MPS: No, I don't care if anyone follows with flames of "OMGz MPS has a limp dick!" I don't use or need Viagra, but if I did I would not be ashamed at all of it, nor should any man.

     Dude, I'm sorry.  There are limits.  Only a pine forest should have 80-year-old wood.



  • @mrprogguy said:

     Dude, I'm sorry.  There are limits.  Only a pine forest should have 80-year-old wood.
     

    I assume you are trying to say only old men use Viagra? Your communication skills seem to be lacking, so it is hard to tell... I wish there was a pill for that you could take.



  • @mrprogguy said:

    MPS: No, I don't care if anyone follows with flames of "OMGz MPS has a limp dick!" I don't use or need Viagra, but if I did I would not be ashamed at all of it, nor should any man.

     Dude, I'm sorry.  There are limits.  Only a pine forest should have 80-year-old wood.

    Wow, you quote like you fuck: completely incorrectly. 



  • @bstorer said:

    I can see how MPS would remind you of Viagra. Also, no. I would never wear such a thing without a large cash payout.

     

    Really? He always reminds me of sodium hydroxide - bitter, caustic, and you don't want to get any on you. 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    I wish there was a pill for that you could take.

    Cyanide comes in pills...



  • @bstorer said:

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:
    I wish there was a pill for that you could take.

    Cyanide comes in pills...

     

    Touche. The doctor has made the prescription.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    I know I would wear a fucking 'Hello Kitty' jacket if it might benefit me financially.

    You see something wrong about fucking Hello Kitty?

     



  • @alegr said:

    fucking Hello Kitty?
     

    Yes, I have a problem with anyone who fucks animals.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @alegr said:

    fucking Hello Kitty?
     

    Yes, I have a problem with anyone who fucks animals.

    More like Jello Kitty after Ling is done with the corpse..



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    More like Jello Kitty after Ling is done with the corpse..

    Amen.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @jetcitywoman said:

    Is it only because I'm a girl that I think that's pathetic?

    Um.. what actual woman would refer to herself as "a girl"?

     

    A girl has infiltrated our club! Oh no, hide the porn, torch the DnD books, whip the alcohol out!



  • @dlikhten said:

    whip the alcohol out!
     

    Sorry, but if there were a girl here the rest of us wouldn't need alcohol to socialize with her. Not everyone's love life depends on rohypnol and martinis.



  • At least be smart enough to get paid for advertising Viagra

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  • You guys are hilarious, and this was a better reaction than I expected.  I'm glad a few of you had the same reaction to it that I did.  I can certainly understand a certain type of man would wear that thinking it would attract chicks and I certainly know there are a certain type of chick out there who would be intrigued by that kind of thing.  But I was hoping that a larger portion of us were ... ahem... classier.

    Which is NOT to say there's anything wrong with Viagra or it's use.  Just that there's no need to brag about it on public streets anymore than...  well hell, it's a really good point about tv commercials for tampons and Midol.  I hate that shit too.  Marketers should all be shot.

    Tangentially, to MPS:  I'm a girl.  I'm a girl.  Neener!  (I don't really understand the joke either, but it seems to bug him)

    Oh and to whoever commented on using the word "girl" and Betty Friedan:   When you get to be my age, with a lucrative career going nigh on twenty years now, no rugrats chained around my neck and a sweet boytoy husband, I can call myself whatever I want.  So there.  Friedan never had it so good. 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Not everyone's love life depends on rohypnol and martinis.

    That's right. Mine depends on blue baby bunnies and boiled brown burger puns.*

    * This conclusion (x ∈ (my love life) ⇒ ∃ [(blue baby bunnies) ∪ (boiled brown burger puns)]) is true because (my love life) = ∅. But don't listen to me.



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    But I was hoping that a larger portion of us were ... ahem... classier.
     

    Why would being proud of Viagra be 'not classy'? Especially on a motorcycle...

    I could understand your argument if he was in a fine French restuarant where the dress code was jacket and tie... but c'mon, a motorcycle? It isn't like the jacket had a huge picture of a sweaty, throbbing, erect penis on it! (Morbius has a few of those.. believe me... NO class at all)

    @jetcitywoman said:

    Which is NOT to say there's anything wrong with Viagra or it's use.

    Nor is there any shame in promoting it or talking about it in public. With all due discretion of course.

    Fine:

    "I had a little problem with ED, and I tried some Viagra, I recommend it highly, you should try it. "

    Not so fine:

    "Yeah, so I had a bit of whiskey dick, and couldn't fuck my old lady anymore. So instead of the rubber band and popsicle trick that morbiuswilters advocates, I went and grabbed some viagra. Man, that shit made me hard as a rock! I fucked so hard and long we both go dehydrated and ended up in the hospital! And then we fucked some more!"

    See the difference?

    @jetcitywoman said:

    I'm a girl.  I'm a girl. 

    No you aren't. There are no girls on the internet.

    You can keep telling yourself that, but it wont make it true. (Just ask morbiuswilters)

     @jetcitywoman said:

    When you get to be my age, with a lucrative career going nigh on twenty years now, no rugrats chained around my neck and a sweet boytoy husband, I can call myself whatever I want. 

    Haha you wish.

     

    Oh and in general: If my penis wasn't working and I couldn't have sex anymore, and someone gave me a pill to fix it, I would shouting it's/their/your name from the rooftops and building a billboard on the roof of my house. And some cranky old lady in a car passing my on my motorcycle who had anything to say about it might get beat to death with my reanimated love stick on the side of the road.



  • In spite of having to listen to MasterPlanSoftware's politically correct campaign about why he should be allowed to proudly inform the rest of the crowd about his penile dysfunction, I'd have to say that it's not so much of a WTF in the sense that it's quite likely the biker in questions doesn't even use it.  He probably came across the jacket, figured it'd make people go "wtf?" and decided that it'd be classy for him to wear it.

    goes to buy MasterPlanSoftware a nice genital herpes product jacket  Keep advertising man!



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    I don't see anything wrong with Viagra or admitting you use if you need it. We see enough feminine hygiene products on T.V. commercials everyday, why can't we feel comfortable with solutions for our problems?

    Sure, but I'd be unlikely to go out wearing a jacket that advertised feminine hygiene products.

    Well, on second thought, I guess I can't think of any reason not to wear it, if it's free and comfortable. It's just hard to imagine that such a jacket would be produced. Ooh, I know, a menstrual-cup-shaped hat. The perfect gift for women (especially redheads) who are not lucky enough to have Klein bottle hats.



  • [url=http://www.kawasakimotorcycle.org/forum/off-topic/65413-viagra-commercial.html]Bikers discuss a Viagara commercial[/url] and the subject of interest seems to be ... what kind of bike is it.

    If you have a bike, you don't need Viagra

    Someone told me today,what Viagra is made out of.It Asprin,and Fix A Flat.LOL

     



  • @medialint said:

    Bikers discuss a Viagara commercial and the subject of interest seems to be ... what kind of bike is it.
    One of the posters has been designated a "BTK Expert" while others have been designated "BTK Intermediates."  I'm sure it has something to do with bikes, but it's nice to think that there are people that are experts on me.



  • @belgariontheking said:

    One of the posters has been designated a "BTK Expert" while others have been designated "BTK Intermediates."  I'm sure it has something to do with bikes, but it's nice to think that there are people that are experts on me.

    Ever heard of Dennis Rader?

     



  • @alegr said:

    Ever heard of Dennis Rader?
    How did you know my name?



  • @Khazwossname said:

    @bstorer said:

    I can see how MPS would remind you of Viagra. Also, no. I would never wear such a thing without a large cash payout.

     

    Really? He always reminds me of sodium hydroxide - bitter, caustic, and you don't want to get any on you. 

     

    Really?  He always reminds me of a suppository - permanently in the dark, and a complete pain in the ass.



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    ...and this was a better reaction than I expected.

    That's what she said!  Oh wait... 

     

    @jetcitywoman said:

    Oh and to whoever commented on using the word "girl" and Betty Friedan:   When you get to be my age, with a lucrative career going nigh on twenty years now, no rugrats chained around my neck and a sweet boytoy husband, I can call myself whatever I want.  So there.  Friedan never had it so good.

    Yeah, that was me.  I didn't know having a uterus made you incapable of scrolling up, but I'll keep that in mind for future reference.  I'm glad there's somebody else out there who thinks that feminists just need a sweet, sweet dicking to set them straight.  Still, why stop at calling yourself a girl?  How about calling yourself a "hot dog warmer" or maybe a "life-support system for a vagina" or even a "jizz dumpster".  I call myself a "heartless, hate-filled bastard" and some people refer to me as "the gangster of love".  I believe in truth in advertising.  😃

     

    Also:  Still waiting for those pix.  wink  Don't worry about your old man, I can keep a secret. 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Oh and in general: If my penis wasn't working and I couldn't have sex anymore, and someone gave me a pill to fix it, I would shouting it's/their/your name from the rooftops and building a billboard on the roof of my house. And some cranky old lady in a car passing my on my motorcycle who had anything to say about it might get beat to death with my reanimated love stick on the side of the road.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    some people refer to me as "the gangster of love"

    That's because your idea of love is to bash someone's head in with a baseball bat and throw their lifeless corpse in the river.



  • @DaveK said:

    Really?  He always reminds me of a suppository - permanently in the dark, and a complete pain in the ass.
     

    Awww jealousy runs deep here...

    It is a nasty condition though, you should really think about some kind of therapy for it.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Filed under: Jealousy

     

     

     

    MPS did you just use a tag responsibly, in the style it was intended to be used?

     sort it out man!

     

    morbius... 'sweet sweet dicking'   well youd know all about that, you syphilitic bucket of a rent-boy you 😛



  • @jakkle said:

    MPS did you just use a tag responsibly, in the style it was intended to be used?
     

    Well SOMEONE has to do it every now and then.



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @jakkle said:

    MPS did you just use a tag responsibly, in the style it was intended to be used?
     

    Well SOMEONE has to do it every now and then.

    Yes, Internets is serious bizness.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Also:  Still waiting for those pix.  wink  Don't worry about your old man, I can keep a secret. 

    Here you go:  http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/5595/119327.aspx#119327    Second reply by Tster.  Enjoy!



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    Second reply by Tster.  Enjoy!
     

    Like I said, there are no girls on the internet.



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    Here you go:  http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/5595/119327.aspx#119327    Second reply by Tster.  Enjoy!

    You were hotter in my fantasies.  I suppose we've all learned an important lesson today about treating women with respect.  At least until cloning and sexbots make them redundant.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Also:  Still waiting for those pix.  wink  Don't worry about your old man, I can keep a secret. 

    Not by posting it the internet you can't, douchebag.

     



  • @dgvid said:

    Not by posting it the internet you can't, douchebag.
     

    Are you still here? Jeez, you need to get a life.

    If jetcitywoman really IS your 'wife', then following around your male lifemate all over the internet seems kind of creepy.

    If not, it still seems rather creepy.



  • @dgvid said:

    Not by posting it the internet you can't, douchebag.

    I suppose you're right..  she couldn't keep her husband's limp, unsatisfying penis a secret from the group of us who gangbang her on weekends.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @dgvid said:

    Not by posting it the internet you can't, douchebag.

    I suppose you're right..  she couldn't keep her husband's limp, unsatisfying penis a secret from the group of us who gangbang her on weekends.

     

    SHHHH!!! Don't ruin it for the rest of us! He might catch on!



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @dgvid said:

    Not by posting it the internet you can't, douchebag.

    I suppose you're right..  she couldn't keep her husband's limp, unsatisfying penis a secret from the group of us who gangbang her on weekends.

     

    SHHHH!!! Don't ruin it for the rest of us! He might catch on!

    As a transplant to Virginia, I think I can communicate with him:

    Howdy, dvgid. I reckon yer cotton-pickin' mad at ol' morbius for sayin' he done known yer wife biblically. No doubt yer roundin' up yer kinfolk an' hoppin' in yer buggy to go give that Yankee some good ol' Virginny what-for. But y'all need to sit fer a spell and hear what I has to say.

    Morbius, he one of them city folk what like readin' and fornicatin' with strangers. Why, I hear tell that some of 'em done fornicate with people what ain't thems' kin! Ya see, he ain't mean to cause no consternation. He spent some time on a farm himself as a youngin'. He grew up lernin' values of us proper folk: lynchin' blacks, forcin' queers to turn straight, and whatnot. Why, he ain't got no TV and he barely got indoor plumbin', just like you!

    So won't you take kindly to this poor lost feller? He just moved to yonder big city and fergot his upbringin'. He just talkin' like they do on the TV, but he ain't mean nuthin' by it. "I banged your wife," is big city talk fer "I hope y'all have a right good day." Please, find it in yer Christian heart to take pity on a lad corrupted by the immoral wiles of television and loose wimmen.

    The South shall rise again,
    bstorer



  • @bstorer said:

    Morbius, he one of them city folk what like readin' and fornicatin' with strangers. Why, I hear tell that some of 'em done fornicate with people what ain't thems' kin! Ya see, he ain't mean to cause no consternation. He spent some time on a farm himself as a youngin'. He grew up lernin' values of us proper folk: lynchin' blacks, forcin' queers to turn straight, and whatnot. Why, he ain't got no TV and he barely got indoor plumbin', just like you!

    So won't you take kindly to this poor lost feller? He just moved to yonder big city and fergot his upbringin'. He just talkin' like they do on the TV, but he ain't mean nuthin' by it. "I banged your wife," is big city talk fer "I hope y'all have a right good day." Please, find it in yer Christian heart to take pity on a lad corrupted by the immoral wiles of television and loose wimmen.

     

    Well, since you put it so politely...OK.

    (Actually, I haven't the slightest idea what that was all about. I never can understand those twangy Alexandria accents.) 



  • @bstorer said:

    ...

    The South shall rise again,

    bstorer

    Once again, you my hero. 



  • Pix Plz


    That is all.


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