Citizenship WTF
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This young guy I work with finally got his chance to take and pass the citizenship test. He's going down to take the oath today. Yesterday, when he told us, I told him with a straight face that as soon as the judge finished swearing him in, he should immediately ask to take advantage of a right given to all US citizens: one coupon for a free visit with the nearest hooker (analogous to the D/A TV converter coupons the government is giving away).
He actually thought I was serious...
IIRC, he speaks fluent English and gets sarcasm
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... Could you update a silly european about this "oath"? I've never heard about it.
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@Daid said:
... Could you update a silly european about this "oath"? I've never heard about it.
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@Daid said:
... Could you update a silly european about this "oath"? I've never heard about it.
To become 'one of us' you must swear to buy a gun, a cowboy hat and a slave.
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@Random832 said:
@Daid said:
... Could you update a silly european about this "oath"? I've never heard about it.
Shit....I can't decide who wins. You quoted like a gentleman, but AbbydonKrafts was first...
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European version: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3487892.stm
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
To become 'one of us' you must swear to buy a gun, a cowboy hat and a slave.
you left off the part about eating all the food you can get your hands on and joining the massive obesity problem and buying a 3 ft/gallon car!!
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
Shit....I can't decide who wins. You quoted like a gentleman, but AbbydonKrafts was first...
I felt there was no need for the quoting since there were only two posts, and it was obvious I was replying to the preceding one.
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@AbbydonKrafts said:
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
Shit....I can't decide who wins. You quoted like a gentleman, but AbbydonKrafts was first...
I felt there was no need for the quoting since there were only two posts, and it was obvious I was replying to the preceding one.
Quote or die.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@AbbydonKrafts said:
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
Shit....I can't decide who wins. You quoted like a gentleman, but AbbydonKrafts was first...
I felt there was no need for the quoting since there were only two posts, and it was obvious I was replying to the preceding one.
Quote or die.
Done
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
And this is the lightest.
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Nope.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
MPS, could you learn to quote properly? I have no idea what you're <ahem> babbling about.Nope.
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@belgariontheking said:
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
MPS, could you learn to quote properly? I have no idea what you're <ahem> babbling about.Nope.
Sorry, next time I will make my post clearer by quoting the entire OP.
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@MasterPlanSoftware said:
Sorry, next time I will make my post clearer by quoting the entire OP.
Much appreciated
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@dlikhten said:
What about recursive quotes?
@dlikhten said:
What about recursive quotes?
@dlikhten said:
Terminate.
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@PJH said:
European version: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3487892.stm
In the Australian version you've just got to know the names of Cricket players: