Hey guys......Jim Bastard here.



  • Hello The Daily WTF Forum -

    Jim Bastard here. Long time programmer and reader of The Daily WTF. I really enjoy this site and I can honestly say I've read every single WTF entry available on the site at least twice.

    I've just launched a writing project documentating my experiences as a social engineer, leet haxor, and general miscreant. I know the readers of The Daily WTF will enjoy some of these stories so come check out the site: http://www.jimbastard.com/

    I hope you don't consider this spam or a violation of forum rules. I only wanted to share! Thank you for allowing me to post here.

     

    -Jim Bastard    



  • Hello Jim Bastard - 

    bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

    I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

    I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

     



  • Actually, his site is relevant. I found his first post to be interesting at the least. I'll read the rest later.



  •  Well I'm sorry you think this is spam. I can assure you, its not. I've been a long time reader here and commented on stories many times as anonymous.

    It's not a blog. I refuse to be aggregiated.

    These are stories that any natural engineer would enjoy. 

      



  • @JimBastard said:

     Well I'm sorry you think this is spam. I can assure you, its not. I've been a long time reader here and commented on stories many times as anonymous.

    It's not a blog. I refuse to be aggregiated.

    These are stories that any natural engineer would enjoy.

     

    Well, I'm sure it's super, whatever it is.  How about not making it your first post here?  Or how about not making it a post here at all?  Toss it in your sig or something and just post. 



  • How about you stop being a hater.

    If you read what I wrote then you would realize I have posted numerous times....on the front page....as anonymous.

    Today happened to be the day when I decided it was time to create an account!

    You sir, are an asshat!

      

     



  • @JimBastard said:

    How about you stop being a hater.

    If you read what I wrote then you would realize I have posted numerous times....on the front page....as anonymous.

    Great.  Let me just file that fact under "Unverifiable Facts."  And maybe I should cross-file it under "Crap I Don't Give A Damn About." 

    Today happened to be the day when I decided it was time to create an account!

    And that meant that today should also be the day you post your blog here?  And you don't see how that would raise red flags? 

    You sir, are an asshat!
      Well, you've sure showed me.  I bow down to your superior wit.






  • Why do I suddenly think JB is Lysis? Although his first entry is similar to BOFH.



  • @JimBastard said:

    snip 10,000 year old picture first drawn on cave walls in France

     

    Any other cliches you want to get out of the way?

    Incidentally, well done on putting the URL in your sig.  Oh, and welcome to the forums!



  • Filed under: bstorer is an asshat hater

     
    No offense, but this is kind of an ironic tag.  A "playa hata" is someone who hates on players, so an "asshat hater" must be someone  who hates on asshats.  And who was bstorer hating on again?
     
    Sorry, couldn't resist. 



  • Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.



  • @bstorer said:

    Hello Jim Bastard - 

    bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

    I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

    I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

     

    You have got some problems, lighten up.



  • @ZiggyFish said:

    @bstorer said:

    Hello Jim Bastard - 

    bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

    I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

    I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

    You have got some problems, lighten up.
     

    If you don't see any levity in that post, I'm not the one who needs to lighten up.

    @CodeSimian said:

    And who was bstorer hating on again?

    Really, I didn't start out hating on anyone.  All I was saying is that a new user with no other posts shows and posts a "Hey guys, I thought you'd enjoy my website," message.  That's like page 1 in the spammer's handbook.  "Oh, I might enjoy your website?  Great!  While you're at it, do you have any money you need to move out of Nigeria?"

    Now, as soon as he broke out the word "asshat," I regarded it as an open invitation for hating.  Is there still some small corner of the web where that word isn't played out?



  • @bstorer said:

    @ZiggyFish said:

    @bstorer said:

    Hello Jim Bastard - 

    bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

    I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

    I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

    You have got some problems, lighten up.
     

    If you don't see any levity in that post, I'm not the one who needs to lighten up.

    After all. it is clearly impossilbe to get stuck in an elevator with Swampy, since  with the power of his stones he can just do a dance and magic the door open.

     

    And anyway, how would he suffer, since he has the chance to learn all about SSDS from the master of search? 



  • @bstorer said:

    @CodeSimian said:

    And who was bstorer hating on again?

    Really, I didn't start out hating on anyone.  All I was saying is that a new user with no other posts shows and posts a "Hey guys, I thought you'd enjoy my website," message.  That's like page 1 in the spammer's handbook.  "Oh, I might enjoy your website?  Great!  While you're at it, do you have any money you need to move out of Nigeria?"

    Now, as soon as he broke out the word "asshat," I regarded it as an open invitation for hating.  Is there still some small corner of the web where that word isn't played out?

     

    Yeah, I was just pointing out the irony of the tag.  I thought your first post in this thread was hilarious.



  •  Hi plz come to my site I am doctor from nigeria need money bad operation hurts tummy. plz send amex and visa.

     tanks!



  •  also can u plz send spammars handbook i lost my copy

     tanks



  • @ZiggyFish said:

    @bstorer said:

    Hello Jim Bastard - 

    bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

    I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

    I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

     

    You have got some problems, lighten up.

     

    No, please stay exactly the same. I thought it was a fabulous reply and absolutely called for in light of the shameless self promoting. I sure got a laugh out of it.     



  • I refuse to be aggregiated

    Wow, that's brillant!



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    I refuse to be aggregiated

    Wow, that's brillant!

     

     grammer nazi ftw? 

     

    o.O 



  • @JimBastard said:

    @jetcitywoman said:

    I refuse to be aggregiated

    Wow, that's brillant!

     

     grammer nazi ftw? 

     

    o.O 

    [url=http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The_Brillant_Paula_Bean.aspx]Lurk more[/url].





  • Nice bomb. Keep it up plz.



  • @Spectre said:

    Lurk more.
     

    @JimBastard said:

    I really enjoy this site and I can honestly say I've read every single WTF entry available on the site at least twice.

    Third time's the charm ;)



  • So like are you thinking I got pwned? You guys make no sense.

     

    I read teh paula story the first day it was orginally posted and I've seen allllllllll the references to it....allllll the time. Okay. Stpo be a grammer nasi all over mah potsz otay.

     

    I mean seriously im being super cereal.

     

    Did anyone read teh storiez? Can I haz book deal now plz? 



  • @JimBastard said:

    So like are you thinking I got pwned? You guys make no sense.
     

    No. We're thinking you're a moron, a troll, and a spammer. Of course, I knew you were a jackass when I saw your place of residence listed as "teh internets".

    FOAD. Quickly. 



  • That's cool. I'm still a better programmer then 90% of the people on this board.



  • @JimBastard said:

    That's cool. I'm still a better programmer then 90% of the people on this board.

    Please sirs email me teh codez.



  • @JimBastard said:

    That's cool. I'm still a better programmer then 90% of the people on this board.

    That remains to be proven. However, who in the world cares ?  We all started somewhere and we all get better the more we do it. Lets help each other for a change.



  • @pitchingchris said:

    That remains to be proven. However, who in the world cares ?  We all started somewhere and we all get better the more we do it. Lets help each other for a change.

     

     

    What do you role Alliance on a PVE server?

    Go back to carebear land.

     




  • @JimBastard said:

    Did anyone read teh storiez? Can I haz book deal now plz? 

     

    Lysis, is that you?  Or a long-lost brother, perhaps?



  • @Lingerance said:

    Actually, his site is relevant. I found his first post to be interesting at the least. I'll read the rest later.
     

    Uh no. That is some of the worst crap I have ever read. 

    It looks like it was written by a retarded 12 year old on meth who thinks they are 1337 h4x0r.

     

    If only there were a 'Purge' button for sites like these.



  • I agree. He can stay in the HAAAAMPTONS all he wants to, and keep his attidude there. 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    It looks like it was written by a retarded 12 year old on meth who thinks they are 1337 h4x0r.
    Actually, I'll rephrase my original: "The first two posts are good, the rest fails to attract intelligent attention."



  • @Lingerance said:

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:
    It looks like it was written by a retarded 12 year old on meth who thinks they are 1337 h4x0r.
    Actually, I'll rephrase my original: "The first two posts are good, the rest fails to attract intelligent attention."
     

    All I could see was a really poor ripoff of BOFH.

    At least the writer for BOFH had some sort of technological knowledge.... This basTARD jim shit is just sad and pathetic.

    But you are sort of correct I guess... the whole site is a gigantic WTF, so I guess it does have some relevance.

    It is like the SpectateSwamp of story sites.



  • Note to self: check the [i]General Discussion[/i] forum more often. This is Grade-A stuff here!



  • @shadowman said:

    Note to self: check the General Discussion forum more often. This is Grade-A stuff here!
    I just use the "posts not read button", it's really nice as I need only watch one page and not three.



  • You know...all these comments of me having no skillz.......

    I'd
    like to point out the fact that I've only (as of today) released three
    computer security related stories. Two of these were from seven years
    ago and the other one is about SMS bombing. Hardly 1337 stuff.....

    I
    can assure you that the best stories (including the one that landed me
    in jail) are coming. Each day that passes is one day closer for a statute of limitations to expire. Soo many twisted tales of digital shenanigans...... mwahahahahahahahaha


    BASTARD AWAY!!! wooooooooooooosh



  • No one cares. You are boring and stupid.

    No one wants to read 'the life and times of a forum troll and spammer'.

    Your stories are stupid and pointless, just like their creator.



  • I think someone had an extra large glass of haterade this morning.

     

    Edit: Hrmmmmm yellow spell check FTW 



  • What the fuck is this shit?



  • Good question. What is it? Hotlinked images off of atypical servers tend to not work. Self-hosted or using an image-specific host might work better.



  •  Looks like an epic fail to me.


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