Pleece add me to the lits o' trolls



  • Pleece add me to the glorious lits o' trolls of MasssssterAsshatPlan.



  • @TedsAuntieTed said:

    Pleece add me to the glorious lits o' trolls of MasssssterAsshatPlan.

     

     

    OMG YOUR TEDDY IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!! 



  • What worries me is what 'Tickle My Teddy' might be a euphemism for. 




  • (\ /)
    . \ _ //
    . . =(_T_)= .(KoB/ )
    //
    .( CoT ) ( ) )
    .. -\ ``` \ TICKLE MY TEDDY
    . `` _ / ___ ( )*
    . ((_ ((____|

    DAMNIT!



  • Junk

    @elgate said:

    (\ /)
    . \ \_ _//
    . ` . =(_T_)=
    .( `KoB/ )_// \
    .( CoT ) ( ) )
    .` . ` -\ ``` \ TICKLE MY TEDDY
    . `` _ / ___ ( )*
    . ((_ ((____|
    
     


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  • SUMBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A PARTY IN SCI.GASTRO SO I WENT THERE BUT THEY WERE
    ALL JUST FULL OF GAS.THEN SUMBODY SAID NO THE PARTY IS IN SCI.ASTRO CHAT ROOM.
    THEY SAID YOU CHAT ABOUT HEAVENLY BODIES HERE SO I RUSHED RIGHT OVER.
    I KNOW A LOT ABOUT HEAVENLY BODIES LIK MADONNA AN SHANIA AN JANET RENO. MY
    BROTHER TED IS PRETTY GOOD AT FINDIN HEAVENLY BODIES ALSO. MY SISTER TED ISN'T
    INTO HEAVENLY BODIES CAUSE SHE DOESNT LEAN THAT WAY. MY MOTHER TED USED TO HAVE
    A HEAVENLY BODY. MY AUNT TED NOW THERE IS A HEAVENLY BODY.
    ARE THERE ANY RED HEADS IN HERE?
    CHAT BACK, ASSHOLES!!!



  •  Your obsession with Janet Reno is an unhealthy one. You should seek help.



  • There have to be mods here.  Somebody locked the original SSDS thread.  This trolling BS is getting pretty annoying.  Nobody here should respond to it, but it keeps pushing garbage to the top of the sidebar.  This is pathetic.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    There have to be mods here.  Somebody locked the original SSDS thread.  This trolling BS is getting pretty annoying.  Nobody here should respond to it, but it keeps pushing garbage to the top of the sidebar.  This is pathetic.

     

    I COME HERE FOR SOME WTF I DUN KNOW WHAT UR PROBLEM IS. I WUZ INTERDUCIN MYSELF SO Y'ALL KNOW THAT I LIKE THE RED HEADS AND JANET RENO. MY COMPURTER BREAKS SUMTIMES AND I NEED A TECHNICION TO FIX IT AND I FOUND THIS HERE WEBSITE WITH Y'ALL COMPUTER PEOPLE.

    I KNOW I MIGHT BEEN NAUGHTY SO I WILL KEEP A TOPIC IN THIS HERE THREAD. CAN SOMEBUDY TELL ME WHY MY COMPUTER WUN TURN ON?????? I PLUGED IT IN AND THOSE THERE LED LIGHTS WONT TURN ON.  I HAVE A PACKERD BELL AND THIS HERE BABY HAS LASTED ME LONGER THEN MY 3RD WIFE WHO LEFT ME AFTER HER 16TH BIRTHDAY.  LARETTA WUZ HER NAME AND SHE BROKED MY HEART.

    ANYWAYZ IF YOU ALL CULD HELP OUT A FELLER IN THE WTF COMPUTER PROBLEM I'D BE MIGHT GREATFUL. THANK YER.



  • @TedsAuntieTed said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    There have to be mods here.  Somebody locked the original SSDS thread.  This trolling BS is getting pretty annoying.  Nobody here should respond to it, but it keeps pushing garbage to the top of the sidebar.  This is pathetic.

     

    I COME HERE FOR SOME WTF I DUN KNOW WHAT UR PROBLEM IS. I WUZ INTERDUCIN MYSELF SO Y'ALL KNOW THAT I LIKE THE RED HEADS AND JANET RENO. MY COMPURTER BREAKS SUMTIMES AND I NEED A TECHNICION TO FIX IT AND I FOUND THIS HERE WEBSITE WITH Y'ALL COMPUTER PEOPLE.

    I KNOW I MIGHT BEEN NAUGHTY SO I WILL KEEP A TOPIC IN THIS HERE THREAD. CAN SOMEBUDY TELL ME WHY MY COMPUTER WUN TURN ON?????? I PLUGED IT IN AND THOSE THERE LED LIGHTS WONT TURN ON.  I HAVE A PACKERD BELL AND THIS HERE BABY HAS LASTED ME LONGER THEN MY 3RD WIFE WHO LEFT ME AFTER HER 16TH BIRTHDAY.  LARETTA WUZ HER NAME AND SHE BROKED MY HEART.

    ANYWAYZ IF YOU ALL CULD HELP OUT A FELLER IN THE WTF COMPUTER PROBLEM I'D BE MIGHT GREATFUL. THANK YER.

     

     

    Ted, I think I love you. 



  • @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you. 

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you. 

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 

     

     

    Yo momma! 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you. 

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 

     

    IS THAT ANYWAY TO CHAT TO A LADY MR COMPUTER TECHNICION?  YOU CULD TAKE SOME OF THAT THERE AGRESCION AND HELP ME FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS HERE OLD PACKRD BELL.  I HAVE THESE WINDOW MESSAGES THAT KEEPS ON TELLIN ME THAT MY PUTER MIGHT HAVE SUM KINDER VIRUS ER SOMETHING SO MAYBE U CUD TELL ME WHY I MIGHT HAVE ONE OF THOSE FANCY VIRUSES THAT DELETE YER HARD DRIVE.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you.

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 

    That really made me go: O_o

    What is with the troll infestation anyways? Absolutely no good comes of it. Ocassional flame-baiting can be amusing to watch, but downright trolling is completely juvenile. Yahoo chatrooms or AOL is where that is best suited. I almost want to throw my hands up in the air and go to a forum that has active moderators. Troll excrement is no fun to wade through. I'd rather spend my working hours being amused. If I wanted to be bored or frustrated, I'd get back to the nightmare I'm working on.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you. 

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 

     

    I suggest that we start either posting or crossposting to forums.thedailywtf.com.

    I also suggest that we use big words and perfect grammar, and refuse to write as the young ruffians in question speak.

    This could lead to some interesting ‘dialogue.’




  • @DaveK said:

    I suggest that we start either posting or crossposting to forums.thedailywtf.com.

    I also suggest that we use big words and perfect grammar, and refuse to write as the young ruffians in question speak.

    This could lead to some interesting ‘dialogue.’

    That's not going to work.  There needs to be somebody who can just ban these losers and delete their garbage.  I mostly ignore it, but they are filling up good threads with this nonsense.  Meanwhile, as I pointed out, they keep bumping threads like this to the top of the sidebar which reflects poorly on those of us who actually desire sensible discussions with our peers, in addition to the site as a whole.

     

    I'm a little annoyed there has been no attempt to moderate this forum.  At least on Slashdot the trolls get modded down but a forum like this needs somebody to actively delete stuff like this.  I have only recently started posting here after lurking for quite awhile and I'm already tired of Lysis, Morbii and this new guy.



  • @DaveK said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you. 

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 

     

    I suggest that we start either posting or crossposting to forums.thedailywtf.com.

    I also suggest that we use big words and perfect grammar, and refuse to write as the young ruffians in question speak.

    This could lead to some interesting ‘dialogue.’


     

    THESE HERE ASSHOLES WON'T HELP ME FIND A COMPUTER TECHNICION. THAT'S ON ACCOUNT OF THEIR
    LEADER ASSHAT HAS STOLE HIM AND IS PROBABLY SEXUALY ABUSING HIM RIGHT THIS
    MINUTE!!!!!
    I TELL YA TEDS THEM ASSHATS ARE A EVIL BUNCH OF PUPPY PINCHIN POOPER
    PACKERS IF I EVER SEEN ANY.
    IF YA'LL SEE HIM BITE THAT ASSHAT FELLER RIGHT ON HIS BIG
    OLD BOTTOM AND THEN COME ON HOME.
    TED MISSES HIM SOMETHIN AWFUL.

     



  • @TedsAuntieTed said:

    THESE HERE ASSHOLES WON'T HELP ME FIND A COMPUTER TECHNICION. THAT'S ON ACCOUNT OF THEIR
    LEADER ASSHAT HAS STOLE HIM AND IS PROBABLY SEXUALY ABUSING HIM RIGHT THIS
    MINUTE!!!!!

    Follow these steps, this will help set your computer into a diagnostic mode.

    Take a paper clip, if it has a sheath strip that off, alter the paper-clip's form so it resembles the letter "U".

    Locate the power outlet you computer is plugged into and unplug your computer, take your paper clip place one end of the "U" into one of the vertical slots, place the other end into the other, hold it in place for about five minutes.

    If it doesn't work you didn't put the "U" deep enough.



  • Dear ammoQ,

        Please make TedsAuntieTed go away and never return.  Thank you.

    Love,

    bstorer 



  • @bstorer said:

    Dear ammoQ,

        Please make TedsAuntieTed go away and never return.  Thank you.

    Love,

    bstorer 

     

    Might as well add Lysis to that list, as it is the same person..,



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    Might as well add Lysis to that list, as it is the same person..,
    As much as I am inclined to believe you, do you have proof of this fact? Lysis is not the only one who calls you Asshat.



  • @Lingerance said:

    @MasterPlanSoftware said:
    Might as well add Lysis to that list, as it is the same person..,
    As much as I am inclined to believe you, do you have proof of this fact? Lysis is not the only one who calls you Asshat.
     

    Lysis has the same childish mentality. It is a good bet. There would be no harm in banning Lysis as well anyway. Just for good measure.



  • @Lingerance said:

    Lysis is not the only one who calls you Asshat.
     

     

    This made me rofl! 



  • @DaveK said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @Lysis said:

    Ted, I think I love you. 

    I will skullfuck both of you.  Get off my Internet. 

     

    I suggest that we start either posting or crossposting to forums.thedailywtf.com.

    I also suggest that we use big words and perfect grammar, and refuse to write as the young ruffians in question speak.

    This could lead to some interesting ‘dialogue.’


     

     

    Meow Henrietta Pussycat?

    Snuh? 



  • @MasterPlanSoftware said:

    @bstorer said:

    Dear ammoQ,

        Please make TedsAuntieTed go away and never return.  Thank you.

    Love,

    bstorer 

     

    Might as well add Lysis to that list, as it is the same person..,

     

     

    You know, I was thinking about this tonight. It seems strange to me that the new trolls to the sidebar wtf are not spouting out controversial or absurd views, but simply childishly taunting MasterPlanSoftware(MPS). I started trying to think why this might have happened, and I have to assume that these trolls figured out they could easily get MPS's proverbial goat via the HUGE string of SSDS replies by MPS. It then occurred to me that they easiest way to get rid of the trolls may just be to make MasterPlanSoftware go away....or you know, stop feeding the damn trolls.<o:p></o:p>

    Cheers<o:p></o:p>



  • @kaamoss said:

    You know, I was thinking about this tonight. It seems strange to me that the
    new trolls to the sidebar wtf are not spouting out controversial or absurd
    views, but simply childishly taunting MasterPlanSoftware(MPS). I started trying
    to think why this might have happened, and I have to assume that these trolls
    figured out they could easily get MPS's proverbial goat via the HUGE string of
    SSDS replies by MPS. It then occurred to me that they easiest way to get rid of
    the trolls may just be to make MasterPlanSoftware go away....or you know, stop
    feeding the damn trolls.

    Cheers

     

    Considering I am never the one to 'feed' Lysis, and you just fed him way more than anyone else here has, maybe you should look in the mirror.



  • HELLO I AM NEW TO THE INTERNET AND I WANT TO LEARN WHAT TO DO TO SEE
    EERYTHING . I ALSO NEED REVENGE FOR MY BITCH WIFE WHO IS A WHORE AND
    SLEEPING WITH MY NEIGHBOR  I THINK . I AM TRING TO CHAT BUT NOONE IS
    RESPONDENG T ANYTHING I TYPE. 

    I NEED SOME COMPUTER TECHNICION TYPE TO COME SHOW ME HOW THIS FANG DANGLED COMPUTER WORKS. I DUN HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BUT I CAN HAVE MY AUNT TED GIVE YOU A NICE COMPENCATION IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 



  • For those of us with sanity, until these guys get banned: 

    http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/23103 

    Get it installed and with Greasemonkey. Ignore as many people as you want. Perhaps morbiuswilters can write a 'skullfuck' script to help out, too.



  • @TEDSBROTHERTED said:

    I NEED SOME COMPUTER TECHNICION TYPE TO COME SHOW ME HOW THIS FANG DANGLED COMPUTER WORKS. I DUN HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BUT I CAN HAVE MY AUNT TED GIVE YOU A NICE COMPENCATION IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 
    A few posts down I posted instructions for putting your computer into diagnostics mode, please follow them and tell me the output. Thank you.



  • Thanks for the script.  It actually does help make the site a little bit saner. 


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