Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?



  • @cklam said:

    Fake Post because: Icon is off,  orthography and diction are almost ok and subject stays the same over six consecutive sentences.

    Come on - that's lame. You guys have faked swampy's posts better than that before. Show some effort and this lackasidiacal (I hope spelled that one right) shit.

     

    [url=http://forums.thedailywtf.com/search/SearchResults.aspx?u=7016&o=DateDescending]List of Swampy's posts[/url].

    Thanks for playing. 



  • @cklam said:

     No. Assume instead that I am elgate trying to grab attention from MFS ....
     

    MasterFuckSwamp?

    But seriously, I'm sitting beside HannahRochelle right now, and we're laughing at you.

    Seriously, I'm not you. You wish you were me. 



  • @elgate said:

    @cklam said:

     No. Assume instead that I am elgate trying to grab attention from MFS ....
     

    MasterFuckSwamp?

    But seriously, I'm sitting beside HannahRochelle right now, and we're laughing at you.

    Seriously, I'm not you. You wish you were me. 

     

    you are me - twenty years ago. 



  • @cklam said:

    you are me - twenty years ago. 
    Thank you for this insightful and motivating post.  I feel inspired by your words and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Oh, you don't have a newsletter?  Well fuck off then.



  • There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!



  • @AbbydonKrafts said:

    There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
    Then we will post in the shade.



  • @bstorer said:

    Then we will post in the shade.

    Haha! Win!



  • @belgariontheking said:

    @cklam said:

    you are me - twenty years ago. 
    Thank you for this insightful and motivating post.  I feel inspired by your words and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Oh, you don't have a newsletter?  Well fuck off then.

    I so totally fail to see the relationship between my post (which was a direct response to elgate's post) and your reference to a imaginary newsletters.

    Thank you for sharing. 

    Aside: Sorry for the slow response.



  • @bstorer said:

    @AbbydonKrafts said:
    There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
    Then we will post in the shade.
     

    Like this ?

    Posting in the Shade.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

      

     



  • @cklam said:

    @bstorer said:

    @AbbydonKrafts said:
    There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
    Then we will post in the shade.
     

    Like this ?

    Posting in the Shade.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

      

     

    "WTFians! Ready your... (whatever the hell those are...) and grease the wheels good, for tonight, we push baby carts IN HELL!"

    (What has been with with this thread, lately? Swampy, if you really want this thread to stay alive, you have to post funny stuff.)

    By the way, incidentally, I happened to look at the web page today and apparently the conference where the "Mashup Challenge" (remember that?) is on is now underway, or ended today, heck if I'm ever happy with timezones. Anyway, it's not surprising to see who's not in finals. Not at all.



  • @WWWWolf said:

    By the way, incidentally, I happened to look at the web page today and apparently the conference where the "Mashup Challenge" (remember that?) is on is now underway, or ended today, heck if I'm ever happy with timezones.

    Maybe Swampy really did head down there to curse them. Which means there's a chance he's in the US. Somebody call the DoHS!



  • @WWWWolf said:

    (What has been with with this thread, lately? Swampy, if you really want this thread to stay alive, you have to post funny stuff.)

    ammoQ has already stated that this is The Swamp and pretty much anything goes. People are taking advantage of it. I think Swampy's move away from the river has lessened his preaching abilities. Either that or he's still evading the authorities.



  • @SpectateSwamp said:

    Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds! 

    Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup

    Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.

     

    @SpectateSwamp said:

    Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds! 

    Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup

    Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.

     

    @SpectateSwamp said:

    Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds! 

    Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup

    Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.

     

     

     

    clSwampig :) 



  • <font color="#ff0000" size="7">HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!</font>



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!
    Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?



  • @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!
    Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

    I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!
    Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

    I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

    I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.


  • @HannahRochelle said:

    I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

    You can buy one here. Or if you head up to the shack, Swampy will let you use his.



  • @elgate said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

    You can buy one here. Or if you head up to the shack, Swampy will yet you use his.

    You came up with that link awfully quickly...


  • @bstorer said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    @bstorer said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!
    Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

    I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

    I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

     ...Can I pound nails into it?



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    @bstorer said:

    I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

     ...Can I pound nails into it?

    Hey, wouldn't be the first time.


  • @bstorer said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    @bstorer said:

    I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

     ...Can I pound nails into it?

    Hey, wouldn't be the first time.

    I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me.

    What pstorer kicks?  Mostly children...  and puppies... with AIDS.   Do not have sex with him he is evil have sex with me instead.  Thank you.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me turn me on.
    FTFY



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @HannahRochelle said:

    I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me.

    What pstorer kicks?  Mostly children...  and puppies... with AIDS.   Do not have sex with him he is evil have sex with me instead.  Thank you.

    I'm getting an "OMG A GIRL ON TEH INTERTUBEZ" vibe at the moment.



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    I'm getting an "OMG A GIRL ON TEH INTERTUBEZ" vibe at the moment.

    You're buying a vibe-rater?  Man, you do move fast! 



  • @HannahRochelle said:

    I'm getting an "OMG A GIRL ON TEH INTERTUBEZ" vibe at the moment.

    You're posting on an IT forum. You had to expect it going in... also, tits or GTFO.


  • @bstorer said:

    ...tits or GTFO.

    @pstorer said:

    TagException in Relax. It's a Joke. 0xb5522fc4ca

    No joking here.  pstorer had to back off because he got nervous dating a real girl.  That's what we're doing here, right?  A three-way date to decide which of us you want to engage in the physical act of love with?

     

    Seriously, though, you can just PM me the pics.  pstorer wouldn't know what to do with them anyway. 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    ...tits or GTFO.

    @pstorer said:

    TagException in Relax. It's a Joke. 0xb5522fc4ca

    No joking here.  pstorer had to back off because he got nervous dating a real girl.  That's what we're doing here, right?  A three-way date to decide which of us you want to engage in the physical act of love with?

    Isn't it obvious? Of course that's what it is. I just put that note in the tag to avoid another restraining order. After the tenth, it gets hard to keep track.
    @morbiuswilters said:

    Seriously, though, you can just PM me the pics.  pstorer wouldn't know what to do with them anyway.

    Whatever I'd do with them is bound to better than what you'd do when she turns down your request for gaping wound intercourse: post them on Craigslist along with a disgusting ad for tranny bondage bukkake.



  • @bstorer said:

    After the tenth, it gets hard to keep track.

    It's thirty-seven now, pstorer.  You may forget, but after the things you did to my mother I never will...

     

    @bstorer said:

    Whatever I'd do with them is bound to better than what you'd do when she turns down your request for gaping wound intercourse: post them on Craigslist along with a disgusting ad for tranny bondage bukkake.

    Tipped your hand too early, old "friend".  She might be in to tranny bondage bukkake and you just ruined your chances but I'm still sittin' purty. 



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    After the tenth, it gets hard to keep track.

    It's thirty-seven now, pstorer.  You may forget, but after the things you did to my mother I never will...

    Look, I keep telling you: her face looked like that when I got there.
    @morbiuswilters said:
    Tipped your hand too early, old "friend".  She might be in to tranny bondage bukkake and you just ruined your chances but I'm still sittin' purty. 
    If she is, she's definitely a keeper.

    You know, if only there were a way to have this discussion in real time. We need to lure invite her into our chamber IRC channel.



  • I love you guys.



  •  But not in the Biblical sense.

     

    Why is no one focussing on the fact that SS can't even spell the name of his Home Planet correctly? 



  • @Eternal Density said:

    Why is no one focussing on the fact that SS can't even spell the name of his Home Planet correctly?
    All the things Swampy does, and you're gonna focus on his inability to spell "Earth"? Also, who says this is his home planet?



  • @bstorer said:

    All the things Swampy does, and you're gonna focus on his inability to spell "Earth"? Also, who says this is his home planet?
    Well there's not much else recent to focus on.   Hmm, you make a good point, perhaps he's from elsewhere, so every lifeform he encounters here is an alien.  That explains a lot.



  • @Eternal Density said:

    ... SNIP ...

     

    Why is no one focussing on the fact that SS can't even spell the name of his Home Planet correctly? 

    That's because grasping the whole concept of planets. solar system, galaxies and similar entities is beyond SS's mental abilities.

    Example: If you tell SS about "Spaceship Earth - the blue marble" then his reply will be :

    "The guy who kicked you in the knackers had feet so large that he had to use ships filled with earth as shoes ?"

     



  • @Eternal Density said:

    Well there's not much else recent to focus on.   Hmm, you make a good point, perhaps he's from elsewhere, so every lifeform he encounters here is an alien.  That explains a lot.
    Such as why he thinks bugs and leaves are alien. To him, they are.



  • @bstorer said:

    Such as why he thinks bugs and leaves are alien. To him, they are.
    You stated exactly what I was obviously implying.  This should prevent the slower people from missing my point.  Thanks so much.



  • @bstorer said:

    @Eternal Density said:
    Why is no one focussing on the fact that SS can't even spell the name of his Home Planet correctly?
    All the things Swampy does, and you're gonna focus on his inability to spell "Earth"?
    Yeah, really.  I mean the guy can't even be bothered to spell his own username correctly ("SpectatSwamp", "SpecatateSwamp").

    Criticizing Spectate for typos is like criticizing the Unabomber for lack of conciseness.



  • So my post is nominated for the mug? 



  • @cklam said:

    you are me - twenty years ago. 
     

    So either you're 43 or I live in the 80s. 

     Either way, you readily fellate penis. 



  • @elgate said:

    @cklam said:

    you are me - twenty years ago. 
     

    So either you're 43 or I live in the 80s. 

    He could also be living in the 2020s, at which point in time only stupid people use Internet 1.0, because the smart people won't let them on to Internet 2.0.


    @elgate said:

     Either way, you readily fellate penis.

    You, sir, are my hero.



  • @Eternal Density said:

    So my post is nominated for the mug? 

    The mug is for OP's for bad threads. I'm pretty sure btk has a sticker for bad posts. Learn your memes.



  •  I was hoping we could expandify our memification.



  • @bstorer said:

    He could also be living in the 2020s, at which point in time only stupid people use Internet 1.0, because the smart people won't let them on to Internet 2.0.
     

    Isn't that already happening now?  

    @bstorer said:

    You, sir, are my hero.

    Am I the wind beneath your wings? 



  • @elgate said:

    Isn't that already happening now?

    No, that's the stupid people willingly vanishing into Internet 0.1 while the smart ones can stay in Internet 1.0.



  • it starts in my nose

    makes me wrinkle my toes

    ...

    and my footnails, too 




  •  finally, someone said it. Are there more gals reading TDWTF?



  •  great post, coz u never koow

    he comes from Earttt, somewhere behind NY1851 



  • No, you don't get it. The next version will not only search desktops, it will search entire milky ways... as soon as he gets the spelling into his config.txt.

    I already figured that GOTO_LINE_234789 is prepared for that. You loserz.


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