Skin Cream WTF
OK, so I saw this ad on a website today:
WTF?! If your face looks like the one on the left, there isn't any type of cream that's going to help you. Is there anyone on this planet who would actually believe that you could go from looking like you were mercilessly beat in the face with a bag of nickels, to looking like Sharon Stone by smearing some cream on your face??
I'm impressed that it seems to work on teeth too... I'm running out and getting some right now!
I didn't know Adobe had started to sell Photoshop in that kind of package.
They got it all wrong. See the image on the right is the before and the image on the left is after treatment with [url=http://www.tvparty.com/emcomm.html]Dorothy Gray's Irradiated cold cream[/url]
TRWTF is that that site uses RealAudio.
Ok... I worked in a pharmacy... this BUT UGLY lady walked in and started talking to the owner how she travels US getting great skin creams making her look pretty and w/e...
The owner's reaction accurately describes her: "God himself can't make that woman's face look pretty"... She pretty much looked like the woman on the left.... well not THAT bad... sigh
Also makes your squint look lascivous!
If your face looks like the one on the left, there isn't any type of cream that's going to help you.
Cement, possibly. Ballistics gel.
this BUT UGLY lady walked in
Ugly or not, I bet she could spell 'butt'.