Google Ad Bloopers



  • When I first set up ads on a web site that I had never had ads on before, the ads were pretty random. Here's a couple I got in those first days.

    Why go anywhere else for worse service?

    Less Excellent Customer Service

     And spider traps

    Spider Traps Ad 

    Sure the great prices kill them, but it’s the free shipping that lures them in.



  • @pacohope said:

    Less Excellent Customer Service

    There is something seriously wrong with me.  When I read this, my first thought was of a Viking wearing a pair of high-heeled shoes. 



  • @bstorer said:

    @pacohope said:

    Less Excellent Customer Service

    There is something seriously wrong with me.  When I read this, my first thought was of a Viking wearing a pair of high-heeled shoes. 

    Silly. It is clearly a mechanical pump to increase the pressure of your hot and cold running vikings. 



  • Is there something your not telling us?...

     On second thought, please don't :P



  • @asuffield said:

    hot and cold running vikings.

     Are they running in high-heeled shoes?



  • @bstorer said:

    @pacohope said:

    Less Excellent Customer Service

    There
    is something seriously wrong with me.  When I read this, my first
    thought was of a Viking wearing a pair of high-heeled shoes. 

    There
    must be something even wronger with me then.  When I read it, my
    first thought was "Aha, Viking Pumps, for those who want to enlarge and
    strengthen their Viking".




  • @pacohope said:

    Spider Traps Ad 

    Sure the great prices kill them, but it’s the free shipping that lures them in.


    Wait, so they sell something to trap an insect that will trap other insects on it's own requiring (once the spider trap is successful) other specific traps for other types of bugs. Who the hell is going to be selling all this stuff. . . Wait marketoids. I always forget their think is wrong.


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