Are you sure you can handle this!!!???
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Toothpaste wasn't [url=http://www.amazon.com/Crest-Anticavity-Toothpaste-Whitening-Explosion/dp/B000NGKOLQ]extreme[/url] enough.
Seriously, this is why Bill Hicks told people in marketing to KILL YOURSELF.
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That toothpaste sounds like it would hurt...
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Hey man when I brush my teeth i need to feel like i am jumping off a plain with no parachute! I want my toothpaste to be as extreme as I am! I want my teeth to light on fire when that toothbrush hits! I need the EXTREME power of... toothpaste!
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To be fair, mint is one of the better flavors an explosion can have. Usually they taste of gunpowder and burning human flesh.
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Mmm... burning flesh.
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I think Crest is a brand of washing powder in these parts...
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@dlikhten said:
Hey man when I brush my teeth i need to feel like i am jumping off a plain with no parachute! I want my toothpaste to be as extreme as I am! I want my teeth to light on fire when that toothbrush hits! I need the EXTREME power of... toothpaste!
Jump off a plain? Is that like Douglas Adams' flying instructions?
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You think that's extreme?
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That makes Southpark look like something for infants.
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If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a poison control center right away.
Sounds extreme to me...
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@fluffy777 said:
@dlikhten said:
Hey man when I brush my teeth i need to feel
like i am jumping off a plain with no parachute! I want my toothpaste
to be as extreme as I am! I want my teeth to light on fire when that
toothbrush hits! I need the EXTREME power of... toothpaste!Jump off a plain? Is that like Douglas Adams' flying instructions?
I want to fall and miss the ground. I need that bit of EXTREME to start my day. I need a toothpaste as EXTREME as I am.
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@Daniel15 said:
If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a poison control center right away.
Sounds extreme to me...All toothpaste should say this on it; fluoride is toxic if swallowed, and in children it can cause permanent damage to the teeth. That's why you're supposed to rinse and spit it out. Even in adults, eating a tube of toothpaste will make you very sick.
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A friend of mine (this one) used to eat cookies with toothpaste as a child.
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@cangulo said:
A friend of mine (this one) used to eat cookies with toothpaste as a child.
That explains so much.
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I think you should buy some and upload a video review of it like they suggest at the bottom of the page. It could take one of 2 forms:
1) Someone seriously deluded enough to be really impressed by how extreme it actually is2) Someone who legitimately tests the claims of the toothpaste and finds that... it's just toothpasteI think both could be entertaining if done correctly.
