Join the I hate Oracle ODT Club!!
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Lately we suffer this... tools..., so I finally decided to join THE club, the "I hate Oracle ODT Club" :D , join us!
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Count me in
>_<
Obstacle, half the productivity at double the cost!
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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
"The sleeping dragon is never to be tickled" What?
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@Welbog said:
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
"The sleeping dragon is never to be tickled" What?
Don't you read real books? How about THE BOOK of the last 10 years? Geez!
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@Independent said:
@Welbog said:
Now that I see it's a Harry Potter reference, I throw into question why you remember such a small detail from such an old book.Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Don't you read real books? How about THE BOOK of the last 10 years? Geez!"The sleeping dragon is never to be tickled" What?
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Should be something like "don't tickle the DBA while he runs scripts" or something...
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@Independent said:
Don't you read real books? How about THE BOOK of the last 10 years? Geez!
"The Pragamatic Programmer"?
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@ammoQ said:
@Independent said:
Don't you read real books? How about THE BOOK of the last 10 years? Geez!
"The Pragamatic Programmer"?
Hehe, that one should be #2...
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@Welbog said:
@Independent said:
@Welbog said:
Now that I see it's a Harry Potter reference, I throw into question why you remember such a small detail from such an old book.Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Don't you read real books? How about THE BOOK of the last 10 years? Geez!"The sleeping dragon is never to be tickled" What?
Note to self: use the sarcasm tags next time.
Really, that's one of the highlights in HP. I even used it as a signature at some point.
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Could each of the members give valid reasons why Oracle is so bad to the other products on the market? haha. I'm sorry, i don't dislike Oracle at all as i work with everyday, just thought i could stir things up in here :)
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@DaleyB said:
Could each of the members give valid reasons why Oracle is so bad to the other products on the market? haha. I'm sorry, i don't dislike Oracle at all as i work with everyday, just thought i could stir things up in here :)
Wrong thread. This one is only about the ODT. Look for the "official membership tread".
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void OracleSucks()
{
switch ("Why I Hate Oracle") {
case "The Tools":
Console.Write("Yeah, they are fuckin' horrible. That is why Toad, etc. are essential");
break;
case "SQL+":
Console.Write("They charge for this? Enough Said");
break;
case "Larry Ellison Hires H-1Bs Big Time":
Console.Write("Yeah, that is why the code sucks");
break;
case "What the fuck is a package. And why?":
Console.Write("Because PL-SQL has never changed since the mainframe days");
break;
case "Sequences":
Console.Write("Pain in the the ass");
break;
case "The Documention":
Console.Write("Written by illiterate offshore hacks for low wages");
break;
}
}
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@TunnelRat said:
case "What the fuck is a package. And why?":
Console.Write("Because PL-SQL has never changed since the mainframe days");PL/SQL is actually an ADA descent, the concept and name of "packages" come from that.
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@DaleyB said:
i don't dislike Oracle at all as i work with everyday
Made me go WTF?So is SQL Developer a part of the ODT? Cuz I really like it. I find it to be more intuitive than TOAD. And Free in all its versions, unlike TOAD.
