The next big player in the tech industry
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Soulja Boy is selling his own SouljaGame console
Gaming critics are unimpressed with Soulja Boy's “unbranded, poorly made emulators.”
Soulja Boy Is Back With Two More Knockoff Consoles
Soulja Boy is back at it, reselling knockoff video game consoles.
Soulja Boy ‘SouljaTech’ Store Planned in California, Selling SouljaWatch and Consoles
A Soulja Boy SouljaTech Store is apparently on its way in California and will be stocking the Chicago-born rappers various products.
Soulja Boy Wants To Build Esports Teams For ‘Fortnite’, ‘Overwatch’
Rapper Soulja Boy is interested in starting up his own esports franchise, as related to TMZ.
Someone stop this man before he gets hurt.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Someone stop this man before he gets hurt.
Meh. Sounds like this going wrong could be funnier.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Someone stop this man before he gets hurt.
Needs to have a moment with his Sister?
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@boomzilla said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Someone stop this man before he gets hurt.
Needs to have a moment with his Sister?
They're not actually brother and sister. They're the same person.
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Confused as to who this retard is, I went and looked him up... Somehow, the stupidity and shameless cash grab seems less surprising finding out that it's a rapper.
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Never heard of this person before. Is this someone I should add to my music repertoire?
Also selling consoles like this seems like a bad idea. How did anyone not know this is gonna be doomed from the start?
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@stillwater said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Never heard of this person before. Is this someone I should add to my music repertoire?
He's basically just a generic rapper. His most famous song is one with his name as a main lyric; that should clue you in.
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@Gąska You can skip the first thirty seconds and the last minute and a half.
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@pie_flavor it's not about time, it's about clickbait and extreme padding throughout entire video. I'm almost sure he could say it all in 90 seconds if he tried - without skipping any important part.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@stillwater said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Never heard of this person before. Is this someone I should add to my music repertoire?
He's basically just a generic rapper. His most famous song is one with his name as a main lyric; that should clue you in.
"Most famous" or "least unknown"?
And I'm sure he is a big player...
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... in his own head.
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@stillwater said in The next big player in the tech industry:
How did anyone not know this is gonna be doomed from the start?
Money laundering
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@Gąska said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor it's not about time, it's about clickbait and extreme padding throughout entire video. I'm almost sure he could say it all in 90 seconds if he tried - without skipping any important part.
He could. But he's JonTron.
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@Gribnit said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@boomzilla said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Someone stop this man before he gets hurt.
Needs to have a moment with his Sister?
They're not actually brother and sister. They're the same person.
:shyamalan:
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@Steve_The_Cynic said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@stillwater said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Never heard of this person before. Is this someone I should add to my music repertoire?
He's basically just a generic rapper. His most famous song is one with his name as a main lyric; that should clue you in.
"Most famous" or "least unknown"?
And I'm sure he is a big player...
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... in his own head.
Oh, trust me, it was a colossal earworm about six years ago. Everyone my age knows who he is even if they don't listen to his music.
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@Steve_The_Cynic said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@stillwater said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Never heard of this person before. Is this someone I should add to my music repertoire?
He's basically just a generic rapper. His most famous song is one with his name as a main lyric; that should clue you in.
"Most famous" or "least unknown"?
And I'm sure he is a big player...
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... in his own head.
The song was pretty big, something like 10 years ago.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@Gąska said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor it's not about time, it's about clickbait and extreme padding throughout entire video. I'm almost sure he could say it all in 90 seconds if he tried - without skipping any important part.
He could. But he's JonTron.
Who?
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@Gąska watch some of his other videos. He's famous for his really funny videos that rip into old obscure video games, and he was also in the original Game Grumps partnership before Dan.
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@pie_flavor And is the one who proved to The Completionist that you can actually make a living doing that stuff.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Everyone my age knows who he is even if they don't listen to his music.
A primary school phenomenon
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@Gąska watch some of his other videos
As noted above: don't.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
He's basically just a generic rapper.
This calls for a 'shopped picture of him wearing a generic bread wrapper, or something like that, but that would violate my inner
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@Gąska You can skip the first thirty seconds and the last minute and a half.
For maximum efficiency, skip the bit in between as well.
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@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@Lorne-Kates said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@Gąska said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor it's not about time, it's about clickbait and extreme padding throughout entire video. I'm almost sure he could say it all in 90 seconds if he tried - without skipping any important part.
You can skip the entire video, and watch something that isn't made by a white-supremacist piece of shit.
What the actual fuck are you talking about? Since when is JonTron a white supremacist?
Since Alternative Facts.
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@Tsaukpaetra y'know, just to see if he would do anything white supremacist, I watched this. It would have been more entertaining as a short article by a funny person, but I did not see anything white supremacist happen, unless I have forgotten to watch for chan signs. Now if all this guy does is rag on black celebrities all the time? I dunno, but I have no evidence for that. However, there is a giant spider on your back.
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@Gribnit said in The next big player in the tech industry:
However, there is a giant spider on your back.
It's doing a really shitty job indeed.
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@Gąska said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor it's not about time, it's about clickbait and extreme padding throughout entire video. I'm almost sure he could say it all in 90 seconds if he tried - without skipping any important part.
Well, it's a comedy channel, not a news channel. The padding is kinda the content.
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@anonymous234 there's jokes for the sake of jokes, and there's padding for the sake of surpassing the magical barrier of 10 minutes because it supposedly doubles ad money. The latter is usually not even funny.
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@Gąska Well that particular video was entirely padding IMO... the others do have jokes.
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@anonymous234 probably because his other videos are all shorter than 10 or longer than 11 minutes. Except for one other video that by a total coincidence is also exactly 10:30, and two more that by a total coincidence are both exactly 10:01.
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Judging by the set topic of this thread, and the topic of the ongoing discussion, I guess the "next big player" is JonTron.
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@kazitor he's certainly big, and he's certainly a player.
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@Carnage said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Confused as to who this retard is, I went and looked him up... Somehow, the stupidity and shameless cash grab seems less surprising finding out that it's a rapper.
I thought the name "Soulja Boy" made that part obvious. I mean, never heard of the guy before, but from the name, "rapper" was the first thing I thought.
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@Medinoc I am entirely disconnected from any part of the music scene that plays on public radio i general, and rap and hiphöp in particular so the name mean absolutely nothing to me.
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@Medinoc said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@Carnage said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Confused as to who this retard is, I went and looked him up... Somehow, the stupidity and shameless cash grab seems less surprising finding out that it's a rapper.
I thought the name "Soulja Boy" made that part obvious. I mean, never heard of the guy before, but from the name, "rapper" was the first thing I thought.
"How do you recognize a Soulja Boy song?"
"Don't worry, he'll fucking tell you."Same applies to DJ Khaled, except he will tell you several times without any pause in between.
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@kazitor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Judging by the set topic of this thread, and the topic of the ongoing discussion, I guess the "next big player" is JonTron.
Well he has a basic understanding of copyright law, so that puts him far ahead of Soulja Boy.
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@Luhmann pfft, it's just the same 50 seconds repeated, what, 69 times or so? It clearly ought to be one and a half thousand unique occurrences.
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@kazitor
you actually watched?
this thing is the rick roll of last year
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@Luhmann I watched 50 seconds, then skipped to 1:40 to confirm my hypothesis.
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Man.
FuckFork you guys.
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@boomzilla said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Man.
FuckFork you guys.Remind me next flamewar to engage on topic every 3-6 posts
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@boomzilla said in The next big player in the tech industry:
Man.
FuckFork you guys.jfc no do you really wanr 2 poly's?
Filed under: or me's?, multiple poly's is a wordplay lol, fuck you I'll put apostrophe's wherever I want
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So uh. Yeah. Regardless of who may or may not have said anything about any aspect of the situation at any time, or any related or unrelated situation, it looks like Soulja Boy might be going to jail.
Is there a consulting firm somewhere setting celebrities up with shitty tech businesses?
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@Gribnit said in The next big player in the tech industry:
might
You forgot those huge airquotes. A single news site thinks that Nintendo contacted him over the games on the console, and are threatening to press criminal charges.
More likely will be some manager will smack Soulja Boy on the back of the head, say "stop being a fool bitch", and the consoles will vanish.
Of note: the consoles are just some knockoff shit bought from aliexpress, then resold. Not bought, branded and sold. Just-- straight-- resold.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The next big player in the tech industry:
@pie_flavor said in The next big player in the tech industry:
JonTron
No.
https://www.reddit.com/r/JonTron/comments/8cngmt/jontron_if_he_was_a_cake/
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Soulja Boy's at it again:
Edit: Reading the site's source code, it's a massive pile of WTF. Not sure if I should list them out one by one, it's kind of too
to me
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@_P_ My favorite part is the giant pop-up whenever you move your mouse off of the page.
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