Robo-bodyguard!



  • I just got an add from WinZip to buy Zone Alarm Internet Security, with this as one of the bullets:

    <FONT color=#e97508>Protects You Online And Off
    </FONT>
    Blocks the full spectrum of threats on your computer and in the physical world "

    I never knew Zone Alarm could protect me from a full spectrum of physical world threats!  Hurricanes, ageing, tornados, muggers, the common cold, stubbed toes, hijacked airplanes and over-heated McDonald's coffee in the lap, are no longer dangers!  Woohoo!



  • Someone tell Dubbyah!
    If he just buys Winzip, he will never need to worry about WMDs again...



  • It's actually quite amazing.  If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.



  • @bstorer said:

    It's actually quite amazing.  If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.

    Odd, when I tried that, it told me I was a threat to myself. 



  • @dragonfire said:

    @bstorer said:

    It's actually quite amazing.  If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.

    Odd, when I tried that, it told me I was a threat to myself. 


    You "forgot" to read the manual before turning it on.



  • @henke37 said:

    @dragonfire said:

    @bstorer said:

    It's actually quite amazing.  If you install it on a laptop, whenever you drop the laptop, a little parachute comes out to slow its fall.

    Odd, when I tried that, it told me I was a threat to myself. 

    You "forgot" to read the manual before turning it on.

    No, it's just that the manual is online.


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