Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT
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@el_heffe nope, not porn.
or dragons.*edit: well, i guess softcore porn maybe? SFW porn??
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@el_heffe said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Ask @blakeyrat if it is.
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@lorne-kates It is. In fact I've been meaning to revisit it but Steam has no way of saying "don't show you're playing this game to your friends" and there's people I respect on Steam, so that's a huge hurdle.
It's also anime, and also has some genuinely funny writing and seems to be appropriately self-aware.
But definitely porn.
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
so that's a huge hurdle.
Can you create a throwaway steam account to do the playing/recording on? (No idea how Steam works, so genuine question).
genuinely funny writing and seems to be appropriately self-aware.
I've seen a complete playthrough-- Luchajin's. It definitely seems like it's aware it's a nudie Bejewelled clone, while still being a nudie Bejewelled clone. Surprisingly good voice acting and game mechanics, though.
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@lorne-kates said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Can you create a throwaway steam account to do the playing/recording on? (No idea how Steam works, so genuine question).
Possibly using family sharing. Or I could go offline on IM, but since I use Steam as my main IM that's also an obstacle.
I'd rather Valve add that super useful feature that people have been begging them to add for literally decades, frankly. But of course they won't, because Valve is garbage.
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
@lorne-kates It is. In fact I've been meaning to revisit it but Steam has no way of saying "don't show you're playing this game to your friends" and there's people I respect on Steam, so that's a huge hurdle.
That's what alt accounts are for.
Hell, I'd probably even play that on an alt laptop that you hide under your mattress if I were you.
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@the_quiet_one Yeah but since like 2/3rds of Steam new releases now are anime porno games, you'd think the demand for this feature would be skyrocketing.
Not that Valve would care, because Valve is shit.
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@blakeyrat I'd underestimate the demand for such a feature. Avid Steam players tend to have no friends to be concerned with anyways.
Besides, they're still busy working on HL3. Cut them some slack.
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@blakeyrat I get the feeling a lot of the people who play anime porn games have a friends list consisting mostly of other people who play anime porn games. Either that, or they have an empty Friends list.
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@raceprouk Well if I worked at Valve, I'd pitch them on this. They're losing a goldmine in anime porn game sales by not letting people easily obscure the fact that they're playing anime porn games.
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
I use Steam as my main IM
Is Steam the new emacs?
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@boomzilla said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Is Steam the new emacs?
Yes, Steam is an inscrutable text editor. You sure nailed that.
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
@boomzilla said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Is Steam the new emacs?
Yes, Steam is an inscrutable text editor. You sure nailed that.
Stop putting words into my mouth. I NEVER SAID THAT
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Yes, Steam is an inscrutable text editor. You sure nailed that.
Actual Lee, no one uses emacs as a text editor. It's the one thing it can't do well.
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@lorne-kates said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Actual Lee, no one uses emacs as a text editor. It's the one thing it can't do well.
Emacs is only missing one feature: a nice text editor
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@timebandit said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
@lorne-kates said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Actual Lee, no one uses emacs as a text editor. It's the one thing it can't do well.
Emacs is only missing one feature: a nice text editor
Yes. That was my joke. Thanks.
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@lorne-kates said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
@timebandit said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
@lorne-kates said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Actual Lee, no one uses emacs as a text editor. It's the one thing it can't do well.
Emacs is only missing one feature: a nice text editor
Yes. That was my joke. Thanks.
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Oh good, my Visual Slow Clap preprocessor seems to be working properly.
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@blakeyrat Doesn't Steam censor HuniePop?
I'll get my anime porno games from someplace that actually delivers the porno.
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@greybeard Kind of although the makers of HuniePop have a free download on their site that restores all the porn.
I mean, it's porn either way. Look up "porn" in a dictionary. But the patch has all the stuff that'd push the rating up to NC-17.
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
a free download on their site that restores all the porn
Or I could give my custom to retailers who aren't prudish twits.
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@greybeard said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
a free download on their site that restores all the porn
Or I could give my custom to retailers who aren't prudish twits.
Or you could just fuckin' buy Bejeweled.
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@greybeard said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Or I could give my custom to retailers who aren't prudish twits.
"give your custom?" Is that some kind of masturbation term?
Look, Steam's being wise to not sell explicit games that don't have a ESRB rating. If some "investigative reporter" posed as a 13-year-old and bought one, they'd be up shit creek and depending on the politics of the day it could even incur government censorship of games, which nobody wants, least of all Valve. (Hell, even the ESRB themselves don't want it.) I mean, hell, the strong 'R' content in HuniePop risks that right now.
We're still 10 years at least away from a political climate where the average voter would scoff at the idea of government censorship of games the way they do at government censorship of films or novels. Remember, the biggest voting population is the elderly and there are approximately zero politicians who play video games as a hobby.
If you can successfully get ESRB rated, I'm 99% sure Steam'd sell it.
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@pie_flavor said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
Or you could just fuckin' buy Bejeweled.
Or you could just buy Fucking Bejeweled.
AKA: HunniePop.
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@blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT:
"give your custom?" Is that some kind of masturbation term?
If you are unclear as to the meaning of words, I suggest you consult a database known as a "dictionary". There are several on the Internet; alternatively you could buy a printout. Merriam-Webster, for example, gives a definition of "custom" as "business patronage".
Look, Steam's being wise to not sell explicit games that don't have a ESRB rating. If some "investigative reporter" posed as a 13-year-old and bought one, they'd be up shit creek
Humble didn't seem to have a problem with it. And pro-tip: to avoid that issue don't sell explicit content to people posing as 13-year-olds.
it could even incur government censorship of games
What, like California Civil Code 1746-1746.5? Good thing we have the ESRB keeping things like that from being passed. Because industry censorship is so much better than government censorship.