Unfortunate advert juxtapositions
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While the topic under concern is no laughing matter...
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Not an ad but it's close enough
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@bb36e That last one should be in the Funny section!
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@dcon said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@bb36e That last one should be in the Funny section!
Um… I think I just
ed.
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@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@dcon said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@bb36e That last one should be in the Funny section!
Um… I think I just
ed.I'm interpreting that Serena Williams is known for projectile ejaculation.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@dcon said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@bb36e That last one should be in the Funny section!
Um… I think I just
ed.I'm interpreting that Serena Williams is known for projectile ejaculation.
But, I mean, this all is in the Funny category!
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@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@dcon said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@bb36e That last one should be in the Funny section!
Um… I think I just
ed.I'm interpreting that Serena Williams is known for projectile ejaculation.
But, I mean, this all is in the Funny category!
I understood female ejaculation is funny? Am I missing something?
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@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Um… I think I just
ed.Serena Williams was disqualified from the 2007 Australian Open when referees discovered nuclear weaponry hidden in her athletic bag
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@bb36e fake news
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@bb36e said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Um… I think I just
ed.Serena Williams was disqualified from the 2007 Australian Open when referees discovered nuclear weaponry hidden in her athletic bag
No, I understand the joke. I just don’t understand what @dcon meant by saying, that it should be in the Funny section, because it already is. He’s either mistaken or I’m
ing.
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@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@bb36e said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@kt_ said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Um… I think I just
ed.Serena Williams was disqualified from the 2007 Australian Open when referees discovered nuclear weaponry hidden in her athletic bag
No, I understand the joke. I just don’t understand what @dcon meant by saying, that it should be in the Funny section, because it already is. He’s either mistaken or I’m
ing.I meant the "The Official Funny Stuff Thread
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@dcon I know I've seen it before in this forum. It's possible it's already there!
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Not so much an odd juxtaposition as it is "who the fuck thought this was a good idea?".
https://twitter.com/deedles420/status/958325043062329344
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@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Not so much an odd juxtaposition as it is "who the fuck thought this was a good idea?".
Well, who thought that illustrating it with a young couple was a good idea? Had they used some older people, it would have worked a little better.
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@dkf said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Not so much an odd juxtaposition as it is "who the fuck thought this was a good idea?".
Well, who thought that illustrating it with a young couple was a good idea? Had they used some older people, it would have worked a little better.
Don't be silly. Everyone knows that no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
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@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
You mean National Singles Awareness Day? Yeah, I don't really care for it...
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@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Don't be silly. Everyone knows that no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
Tell that to the restaurant I've already got a reservation at ;)
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@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
You mean National Singles Awareness Day? Yeah, I don't really care for it...
I prefer February 15...National Chocolate Sale.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
You mean National Singles Awareness Day? Yeah, I don't really care for it...
@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
You mean National Singles Awareness Day? Yeah, I don't really care for it...
Isn't Singles Day on 15th? *googles up*
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...apparently, Singles' Day falls on the anniversary of the end of World War I. Huh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles'_Day
BTW, it'll be 100th anniversary. Looking forward to all the festivities!
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@gąska said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
...apparently, Singles' Day falls on the anniversary of the end of World War I. Huh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles'_Day
BTW, it'll be 100th anniversary. Looking forward to all the festivities!
I hear that they're asking Elpheba to prepare a floral arrangement.
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@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
National Singles Awareness Day
Read that as National Swingers Awareness Day at first
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@luhmann said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
National Singles Awareness Day
Read that as National Swingers Awareness Day at first
Don't forget the 14th of March, National Steak and a Blow Job day
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@jaloopa No, that's Pi Day. Or, in Japanese culture, White Day, the day where men express their love to women, whereas Valentine's Day is the reverse.
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@pie_flavor The idea behind steak and a blow job day is that Valentines is about treating the woman so a month later should be everything a guy wants
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@jaloopa I dunno if steak'd be my meal of choice; I'd probably go for something more Mexican.
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
something more Mexican
are you trying to fart during that blowjob or something?
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@luhmann Do people actually do that after Mexican food? I thought that was just one of those comedy tropes.
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
Do people actually do that after Mexican food?
Blowjobs? Why not? Is it cultural approbation or something?
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@luhmann No, farting.
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@luhmann No, farting.
Probably best not to do during a blow job, but you never know what some people are into
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@jaloopa said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
but you never know what some people are into
what I make of it is that @pie_flavor eats a copious Mexican meal to start up enough gas production to enhance his blowjob pleasure.
I'm still trying to figure however what is exactly supposed to taste like pie but I'm not sure I actually would like a clarification on that one.
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@jaloopa said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@luhmann No, farting.
Probably best not to do during a blow job, but you never know what some people are into
Mallrats (1995) - Did You Ever Fart In Front Of Her? – 00:38
— The Royal Flush 1778
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@karla said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
You mean National Singles Awareness Day? Yeah, I don't really care for it...
I prefer February 15...National Chocolate Sale.
I prefer February 15th, but that's because that's my birthday.
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@jaloopa said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@luhmann No, farting.
Probably best not to do during a blow job, but you never know what some people are into
Kink shame!
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@e4tmyl33t said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
I prefer February 15th, but that's because that's my birthday.
I prefer February 15th, because that's when I'll be performing with my dance studio at the Sony Center in front of thousands of people (and broadcast to Gosh knows how many more back in China).
http://www.sonycentre.ca/calendar-event-details/?id=380
edit: hehehe, apparently we're "elite" artists now. The only thing I'm sure of in that description is that we're the "and Canada" portion of their event. =)
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@jaloopa I dunno if steak'd be my meal of choice; I'd probably go for something more Mexican.
Margaritas!
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@e4tmyl33t said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@karla said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@tsaukpaetra said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
no one over 25 is so romantic as to care about Valentine's Day.
You mean National Singles Awareness Day? Yeah, I don't really care for it...
I prefer February 15...National Chocolate Sale.
I prefer February 15th, but that's because that's my birthday.
Even better there is a Chocolate Sale ON your birthday!!!!
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@jaloopa god dammit.
Rephrased:
Do people actually fart after eating Mexican food? I thought that was just a popular comedy trope.
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@scholrlea said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
I hear that they're asking Elpheba to prepare a floral arrangement.
Wasn't it "Elphaba"?
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@masonwheeler
yes, it was.
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@jaloopa god dammit.
Rephrased:
Do people actually fart after eating Mexican food? I thought that was just a popular comedy trope.It's the beans.
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@boomzilla No, I know that's the 'reason', but I've never experienced anything like that.
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@boomzilla No, I know that's the 'reason', but I've never experienced anything like that.
Well, this isn't a thing for no reason:
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@boomzilla TIL, I guess.
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@pie_flavor said in Unfortunate advert juxtapositions:
@boomzilla No, I know that's the 'reason', but I've never experienced anything like that.
It's different from person to person, we all have different gut bacteria after all.
