Horry's condition isn't going to get any better
This one's still live as of 11:00 am EDT...
I suspect Horry's condition is not something that will improve if you just give it time.
Sorry for responding to myself...this should have gone in General Discussion instead of the Sidebar WTF (it's not really a WTF). Can a moderator change this?
Actually.. it's a better WTF than some that have been in the sidebar. It actually made me chuckle.
Well if old age is possible at 37, and is a good enough reason to get you off of going to work, I'll have to try that. On Monday, I'm going to call in sick from old age (but I might be back in on Thursday if the condition improves)!
After investigating, it turns out someone has been having a little fun with this for a while...
That has since been changed to "Injury".
Man.. That's brutal... at least they were honest with him.