Best Of Mafia
Best Mafia-related Quotes Thread
Quote your favorite amusing moments here.
To start us off, here's some of the top voted posts from our Mafia games:
Snark about the metagame
We have a metagame? Why don't you tell us more...
For example, everyone knows to kill you and abarker first if they don't want to sit through walls of text
take the tactics with a pinch of salt
...lest you go full Xaade on day 1
Isn't the game balanced enough towards a town win already?
With our record a single Mafia with no night kill and a rule that they have to say "I AM MAFIA" at least once a day isn't balanced enough toward a town win
On TDWTF, we could start a mafia game with only town players, and they'd still manage to lose.
Snark about specific games
Your action to block swayde was successfully submitted. And it would have stopped the Mafia kill, had not they switched to Placeholder at the last second.
You can't really think about this though, as you're a bit blindsided by Maciej burning you alive...
You are dead.
Worst. PM. Ever.
Threats of what you'll do to me if i play a bastard game even though i pinky promised it wouldn't be a bastard game?
My bedroom floor gets cold in the mornings. A nice, freshly tanned foxskin hide would liven the place up and keep my frigid toes a little warmer.
Did anyone notice that when I finally gave up waiting for someone to finish @Yamikuronue and switching to @DoctorJones, @tsaukpaetra switched at the same time?
Given that you switched approximately 253 times per day, my guess is "no".
I agree, but the town doesn't trust @fbmac enough to go that route.
They don't seem to think he's mafia that much, they're just pissed off at him.
Signs You've Screwed Up #2: when a cop who's investigated you as innocent votes you anyway.
@boomzilla Yeah, but I'm not a peer pressure kind of person.
Pro tip: when your peers are out to murder you, sometimes it's good to succumb to peer pressure.
Yami has been claiming since her first post and no one picked on it.
She's the one doing most of the roleplay
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night. Because I'm dead.
Why do my games always have big elaborate explosions?
Am I Michael Bay?
Suicide is not the way out of a difficult [...] situation
Also, protip for life.
By the way, in case anyone was wondering, I had 0 clue my husband was scum. Apparently I gave him a heart attack joking about it a few times too
Special Ben_Lubar Appreciation Award
@izzion popcorn button is the single greatest innovation in the history of innovating.