He got his stupid all over me
Just had a conversation with one of my wives cousins.. where he felt the need to share with me (after finding out that i have ran a windows free household for about 3 years now) that he had the passwords for all the linux systems that are "out" now...
WTF?? (completely blew me away)
my response. "oh really uhmm that is cool"... I went home immediately and took a shower so hot as to remove my outer layer of skin, just in case that brand of stupid is contagious....
But did you change your passwordz?
The proper response would have gone something like:
"Yeah, I know about that vulnerability, that's why I'm working with the NSA to develop an even more secure version. Don't tell anyone though, I think the Mossad wants to steal it and that would compromise our national security. The CIA is going to run this new version you know."