A fanfic for @Onyx
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Once, there was a sunny day.
The horse asked "hey, snake, can you read me that book?"
The snake read that book to the horse.
But then the snake left.
Alone, the horse turned to black magic.
He turned into a spider.
Then, the other horse we're only now introducing, also turned into a spider.
As spiders, they had lot of sex. Potato. BDSM.
AAAARGH SO MANY SPIDERS WHAT THE FUCKNote: The snake died on the way to his home planet.
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@Maciejasjmj This is 100% accurate.
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@Maciejasjmj Oh! let me try next!
One day, on the farm,
A jousting knight asked, "Can you tell me a story, dragon?"
The dragon gave a story to the jousting knight.
The dragon said, "Tell me of your travels."
The jousting knight gave a story of magic.
The knight told of how he went forth to slay a spider.
He needed to use a horse to get to the spider.
The spider unleashed his fellow spiders that were burrowed underground and imprisoned.
Now, the horde of spiders overran the everything.
Because of this, the dragon was slain.
Filed under: 10 points to gryffindors!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Maciejasjmj Oh! let me try next!
One day, on the farm,
A jousting knight asked, "Can you tell me a story, dragon?"
The dragon gave a story to the jousting knight.
The dragon said, "Tell me of your travels."
The jousting knight gave a story of magic.
The knight told of how he went forth to slay a spider.
He needed to use a horse to get to the spider.
The spider unleashed his fellow spiders that were burrowed underground and imprisoned.
Now, the horde of spiders overran the everything.
Because of this, the dragon was slain.Goddamn it Ben, stop posting Dwarf Fortress screenshots!
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@Yamikuronue said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Maciejasjmj This is 100% accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_MkZBx1N2o
O. M. G. I'm falling all over the place!
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Once you're done with that, why not read about ROBOTS?
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sun house
pony snake book question
horse snake book question
snake book horse
snake plane
horse book dildo
horse go spider
other horse go spider
other horse go spider again
spider potato weird butt stuff
spider...........................!
snake die
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@Maciejasjmj said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Once, there was a sunny day.
The horse asked "hey, snake, can you read me that book?"
The snake read that book to the horse.
But then the snake lefton a plane, inspiring a movie.
Alone, the horse turned to black magic.
He turned into a spider.
Then, the other horse we're only now introducing, also turned into a spider.
As spiders, they had lot of sex. Potato. BDSM.
AAAARGH SO MANY SPIDERS WHAT THE FUCKNote: The snake died on the way to his home planet.
FTFY
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@Yamikuronue @Onyx voice pattern noted!?
57:29: Next fanfic will be ALL EMOJI!
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@Tsaukpaetra Also, I'm now hungry for potato chips...
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@Tsaukpaetra just keep them away from any chainlink fences...
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@Tsaukpaetra twitch has an
/emoteonly
command that blocks every chat messages besides twitch emotes.Filed Under: Close enough
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@Kuro said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Tsaukpaetra twitch has an
/emoteonly
command that blocks every chat messages besides twitch emotes.WHY????
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@Onyx said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Kuro said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Tsaukpaetra twitch has an
/emoteonly
command that blocks every chat messages besides twitch emotes.WHY????
To improve the intellectual quality of the chat stream?
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@Onyx According to internet research (aka opening the first or second link on google) it is to prevent spoilers from story heavy games in channels that face that problem.
I'd say it was a joke addition or maybe somebodies coding test for an intern position :)Filed Under: yes, it is as useful as it sounds
@RaceProUK said:
To improve the intellectual quality of the chat stream?
Also that ^
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@Onyx said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
WHY????
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@Kuro said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
twitch has an /emoteonly command that blocks every chat messages besides twitch emotes
Wow. I thought I was completely certain I never wanted anything to do with Twitch, then you say that and I'm even more certain
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@izzion said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Interesting. The hovertext on the emojicons overrides the
<abbr>
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@Jaloopa said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@izzion said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Interesting. The hovertext on the emojicons overrides the
<abbr>
And people LAUGHED at me when I was surprised that
<abbr>
works on URLs properly and isn't messed about with by the link'stitle
.Hell, that's why HTML is mentioned in the TIL thread's title!
Well, this will show them! THIS WILL SHOW THEM ALL! NYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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@Jaloopa said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@izzion said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Interesting. The hovertext on the emojicons overrides the
<abbr>
not so much actually. it's just that the title attribute on images has higher precident than ABBR.
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@accalia said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Jaloopa said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@izzion said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Interesting. The hovertext on the emojicons overrides the
<abbr>
not so much actually. it's just that the title attribute on images has higher precident than ABBR.
which is more or less the same thing, just you know..... this one is dictated by standards.
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@Maciejasjmj The use of rockets, skulls, guns and bombs suggests that you just retold the american history
Filed Under: Though you might want to put in a few more of those just to drive the point home
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@Kuro Dunno, with all those demons it might as well be Doom.
I was trying to figure out if it was a song for a while, but it has less repetition than I initially thought it has...
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@Onyx said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Dunno, with all those demons it might as well be Doom.
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@Maciejasjmj HAH! Nice!
Now it's @Kuro's turn to do "Full life consequences" I think
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or ?
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@Yamikuronue said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
or ?
Wouldn't that be ?
Either way, the answer is "yes".
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@Onyx I'll think about if once you recite the entirety of
Half Life: Puzled Consequences
in emoji.Filed Under: Ball's in your court
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@Kuro Sadly, I don't think there's an emoji for GordonYugi Prime.
How the Unicode consortium missed that one I'll never understand.
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@Maciejasjmj
Once upon a time, it snowed for two days and two nights. But people were in the house of evil. They weren't paying attention to the time, despite the fact that it is forbidden to play music after 10:30 PM. At 10:30, they shot a rocket. A little boy saw the rocket and told his father about it. His father warned him to keep away from the house of evil. The boy agreed. But the people didn't. In the house of evil, they were playing music about good vs. evil. They shot a banned bomb. Evil people sang about dead people and evil. Evil robots sang about people with guns. Evil robots made more rockets. People blew up bombs. Everywhere people were banned there was no death. People said they would give no more warnings about death and evil. The music played about no evil people. And the people turned into Frankenstein's monsters.
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@Kuro said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@Maciejasjmj The use of rockets, skulls, guns and bombs suggests that you just retold the american history
Filed Under: Though you might want to put in a few more of those just to drive the point home
I think that would be like this:
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This thread makes no sense
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Hm, it's not exactly a fanfic, but guess the forum user this motto belongs to:
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@izzion said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
Hm, it's not exactly a fanfic, but guess the forum user this motto belongs to:
[dick] Ewe, money to me
Fuck you
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@Jaloopa ?
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@devjoe said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
The rest of that is awesome, but this line... how does it correspond to "were so gallantly streaming"?
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@masonwheeler He's streaming music, while wearing a tux.
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@devjoe
Steaming music?
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@masonwheeler said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
@devjoe said in A fanfic for @Onyx:
The rest of that is awesome, but this line... how does it correspond to "were so gallantly streaming"?
Music in a web browser = streamed.