Startup simulator
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@Jarry My first valuation at failure was -$86M
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Woohoo!
Second play:
My first was a failure at $1.48B, but whatever.
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@abarker Second play I also failed, but the third I won with $1.10M. One developer almost wrecked me in October though.
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@pydsigner There's always that one developer. I have come to hate Chad, specifically.
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First play!
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@abarker said in Startup simulator:
@pydsigner There's always that one developer. I have come to hate Chad, specifically.
Be careful with that. It's probably not legal to convert him to a hanging Chad.
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@abarker Five more failures, but who cares baby!
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@abarker said in Startup simulator:
@pydsigner There's always that one developer. I have come to hate Chad, specifically.
Yeah that's the one.
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First shot.
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i got up to 25 billion and then i released a pair of smart sunglasses but then i suddenly lost : /
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@bb36e said in Startup simulator:
i got up to 25 billion and then i released a pair of smart sunglasses but then i suddenly lost : /
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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@dangeRuss said in Startup simulator:
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Well it's still kind of happening, take a look here: https://techcrunch.com/2016/05/23/sources-snapchat-is-raising-more-money-at-about-a-20-billion-valuation/
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uhh...... i seem to have somehow borked it......
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Everyone abandons your worthless startup and you become an alcoholic.
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@Jarry
E_MISSING_OPTION
Where's the
Put him on the Dorf Garrison project
option?
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@Jarry
I think the bigger here is that Tanya is apparently a pre-op he.
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@izzion said in Startup simulator:
@Jarry
I think the bigger here is that Tanya is apparently a pre-op he.I think she might be complaining about him, not representing him.
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If you find Tanya in pieces in the dumpster behind the offices, wasn't me.
Honest.
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@izzion said in Startup simulator:
@Jarry
I think the bigger here is that Tanya is apparently a pre-op he.@Onyx said in Startup simulator:
If you find Tanya in pieces in the dumpster behind the offices, wasn't me.
Of course not, that would be @Lorne-Kates.
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Fuck you, Chad!
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@Onyx Blame it on Chad. Always blame it on Chad.
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@pydsigner said in Startup simulator:
@Onyx Blame it on Chad. Always blame it on Chad.
That's what Florida said.
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I brokeded it!
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@Onyx floating point math. how does it work?
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@Onyx said in Startup simulator:
If you find Tanya in pieces in the dumpster behind the offices, wasn't me.
Honest.
The answer is Sure
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@Onyx said in Startup simulator:
If you find Tanya in pieces in the dumpster behind the offices, wasn't me.
Waiting for the DLC for that feature.