A dog called Ghoti
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@PJH
Clearly, Clarke should have been prepared for extra pets, if he had already signed off on a fucking goldfish. Or maybe he never got the "birds and bees" talk...
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@izzion said in A dog called Ghoti:
Clearly, Clarke should have been prepared for extra pets, if he had already signed off on a fucking goldfish. Or maybe he never got the "birds and bees" talk...
IME, goldfish only subtract, never multiply.
Clearly, Clarke should have taken xis children to the pet store ximself instead of trusting someone else to do it.
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@boomzilla said in A dog called Ghoti:
xis children
Yeah, I balked a bit at xir's children's names...
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@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
@boomzilla said in A dog called Ghoti:
xis children
Yeah, I balked a bit at xir's children's names...
Yeah, no wonder they wanted to name the dog Fish
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@izzion said in A dog called Ghoti:
@PJH
Or maybe he never got the "birds and bees" talk...Sure, but what do birds and bees have to do with fish?
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@masonwheeler said in A dog called Ghoti:
@izzion said in A dog called Ghoti:
@PJH
Or maybe he never got the "birds and bees" talk...Sure, but what do birds and bees have to do with fish?
Well, you see, when a bird and a bee really love each other, they'll decide that it's time to get a pet so that they can prove they can work and live and love for something together, and the common first one is a fish.
And then they fuck. While the fish watches. In horror.
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@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
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Yeah, dogs are a little more inconvenient than fish.
But, at least we have the aquatic animal part covered.
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Apparently, that's fanfic from something.
Both participants of the conversation are female fictional characters.
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@JazzyJosh I'd post the pics I have of a ginger malamute of my acquaintance that I've posted before, but NodeBB is having conniptions when I try from mobile.
Tomorrow, if I remember.
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Aquatic animal?
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@da-Doctah Like on behalf of my wife because ducklings. :D
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@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
but NodeBB is having conniptions when I try from mobile.
@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
Tomorrow, if I remember.
At a few weeks old
10 months later
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@aliceif said in A dog called Ghoti:
Both participants of the conversation are female fictional characters.
Thank fuck. Now I can keep pretending no one would put in "Name
" as a contact name into their phone. With the fucking emoji and everything!I have no doubt people do, but I pretend...
Filed under: I'm completely fine with using
<3, you all have my blessing to do that
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@Onyx said in A dog called Ghoti:
I'm completely fine with using
<3, you all have my blessing to do thatPlease,
<3>or go home. Even that den of sin known as HTML requires that the tag itself be closed…
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@Onyx but 47 > 3
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@aliceif How many Onyxii do you have in your contact list that you're required to use my backup nom de plume? o.O
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I do not like fish for pets.
My ex boyfriend once bought a bunch of goldfish for my cat. The cat just played with them. They eventually just died of starvation.
I am a horrible person.
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@dkf what about
<3//?
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@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
but NodeBB is having conniptions when I try from mobile.
@PJH said in A dog called Ghoti:
Tomorrow, if I remember.
At a few weeks old
10 months later
Oh, so pretty! It's like having a (presumably housetrained) @accalia as a pet, but with barks and woofs instead of kyons and yips!
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@Dreikin said in A dog called Ghoti:
Oh, so pretty! It's like having a (presumably housetrained) @accalia as a pet, but with barks and woofs instead of kyons and yips!
And 53% fewer typos.
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@Karla said in A dog called Ghoti:
They eventually just died of starvation.
The fish? The cat? The boyfriend?
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@ben_lubar said in A dog called Ghoti:
@Karla said in A dog called Ghoti:
They eventually just died of starvation.
The fish? The cat? The boyfriend?
The fish. The cat died many, many years later at the age of 17.
The boyfriend I haven't seen or heard from in years...so maybe?
