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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@cvi would that even make sense?
I'd rather expect something in the line of
E_INVALID_REQUEST
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
you're too smart to be an Eliza program.
Is it your mother who makes you say you're too smart to be an Eliza program?
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@boomzilla said in Internet of shit:
Those wacky Chinese and their constant state-sponsored international crime... not as funny as North Korea, tho, still.
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@boomzilla who wants to bet that this just auto installs the rootkit on windows with no user interaction?
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@topspin said in Internet of shit:
@boomzilla who wants to bet that this just auto installs the rootkit on windows with no user interaction?
Further proof that smoking kills computers
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@izzion said in Internet of shit:
Further proof that smoking kills computers
Indeed. If your computer is smoking, it's a pretty solid sign that it's not long for this world.
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@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@izzion said in Internet of shit:
Further proof that smoking kills computers
Indeed. If your computer is smoking, it's a pretty solid sign that it's not long for this world.
Or you bought an RTX 4090
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@topspin said in Internet of shit:
@boomzilla who wants to bet that this just auto installs the rootkit on windows with no user interaction?
Dunno, I plugged a vape in on the gaming laptop the other day, what should I look for?
But I would take as bad as 9:1 odds on it, solely because past 9:1 it's not worth the hassle of betting.
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Why tf is a coffee machine
trying to be a routerhooked up to a computer network in the first place?
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@Gurth We appear to have moved beyond the age of coffee machine electrics consisting of one mechanical switch and two heating elements.
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@PleegWat said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth We appear to have moved beyond the age of coffee machine electrics consisting of one mechanical switch and two heating elements.
Well then just anyone - anyone - could just walk up and turn the thing on. Or, worse, off.
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@Gurth said in Internet of shit:
Why tf is a coffee machine
trying to be a routerhooked up to a computer network in the first place?Why else would we need RFC 2324?
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@Watson Mine returns 418 I'm A Teapot.
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@error I know the question is why but the how is that the coffee pot is mistaking the wifi status and is entering into the "station" routine, which includes a cheap DHCP server so your phone (or whatever) that connects to the mini hotspot will even attempt to talk to it.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@Watson Mine returns 418 I'm A Teapot.
I predict that before 2030, someone will make an IoT coffee maker sold in thousands and push a software update with a bug that has exactly this symptom.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Internet of shit:
but the how is that the coffee pot is mistaking the wifi status and is entering into the "station" routine, which includes a cheap DHCP server so your phone (or whatever) that connects to the mini hotspot will even attempt to talk to it.
Still doesn't explain it fully (or rather points towards incompetence on the people setting the thing up). It's either handing out addresses on a wired network (for which the whole mini-hotspot thing doesn't make sense - different interface and all that). Or it's connected to a wifi network as a client and then handing out addresses there. There's also very little reason to do so.
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@PleegWat said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth We appear to have moved beyond the age of coffee machine electrics consisting of one mechanical switch and two heating elements.
Unreliable newfangled shite with two elements. The traditional way is a single heater under the plate that has an integrated pipe to run the water through. About as simple as middle school's HelloWorld circuit with two switches in series.
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@cvi said in Internet of shit:
wifi network as a client and then handing out addresses ther
This is what I intended to relate.
@cvi said in Internet of shit:
There's also very little reason to do so.
@Tsaukpaetra said in Internet of shit:
mistaking the wifi status
Not sure what "there's a bug" indicates there's still reasoning here, since it's obviously not intended, but.....
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@PleegWat said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth We appear to have moved beyond the age of coffee machine electrics consisting of one mechanical switch and two heating elements.
Well then just anyone - anyone - could just walk up and turn the thing on. Or, worse, off.
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@Gurth Are you suggesting unplugging a coffee machine? Sacrilege.
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@Gurth said in Internet of shit:
Why tf is a coffee machine trying to be a routerhooked up to a computer network in the first place?
Do you really deserve your ?
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@Gurth said in Internet of shit:
Why tf is a coffee machine
trying to be a routerhooked up to a computer network in the first place?I saw an espresso machine (back in 2019 I think) that provided a detailed interactive graph of flow rates and temperatures in a way that could be read from its owner's iPad.
The coffee was decent enough that I kept my question "But Why?" to myself. I didn't want to sit through his sales pitch twice.
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@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth Are you suggesting unplugging a coffee machine? Sacrilege.
He's suggesting some nefarious person might.
I'm immune.
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@PleegWat said in Internet of shit:
@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth Are you suggesting unplugging a coffee machine? Sacrilege.
He's suggesting some nefarious person might.
I'm immune.
It's a shame the days of espresso machines didn't quite line up with the days of line steam.
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Y’all can keep your coffee.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
I haven't drank coffee all day* and I'm feeling it.
I todayly brain can't proper.*the bit I put in my milk in the morning doesn't count.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
I have not consumed any beverage other than water today.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
I have not consumed any beverage other than water today.
Pff, like an animal.
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@MrL mostly because my throat hurts (some kind of illness) and I don’t want to aggravate it with either hot drinks or fizzy drinks.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@MrL mostly because my throat hurts (some kind of illness) and I don’t want to aggravate it with either hot drinks or fizzy drinks.
Vodka
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
I have not consumed any beverage other than water today.
Me too.
But that water passed through the coffee beans before I consumed it
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@MrL I haven’t touched vodka since 2001. I have no intention of doing so again.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
Tea actually tastes nice, you don't need caffeine. Coffee ... not so much.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@MrL I haven’t touched vodka since 2001. I have no intention of doing so again.
Prison or loony bin?
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@MrL said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@MrL I haven’t touched vodka since 2001. I have no intention of doing so again.
Prison or loony bin?
Obviously prison. Lunatics write in APL. Now I kinda feel bad about ragging on his PHP usage.
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@MrL said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@MrL I haven’t touched vodka since 2001. I have no intention of doing so again.
Prison or loony bin?
Failed suicide attempt.
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@loopback0 said in Internet of shit:
@topspin said in Internet of shit:
Coffee ... not so much.
Yah, decaffeinated coffee is pointless.
Not quite pointless, it still goes well with hatred and a cigarette.
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@topspin said in Internet of shit:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
Tea actually tastes nice, you don't need caffeine. Coffee ... not so much.
Proper tea is theft
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
Discovered methamphetamine, have we?
Everyone knows Ephedra is the buzz that God can't see.
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@LaoC said in Internet of shit:
@topspin said in Internet of shit:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
Tea actually tastes nice, you don't need caffeine. Coffee ... not so much.
Proper tea is theft
Otoh, proper tea is freedom.
otooh, proper tea is impossible.
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@PleegWat That's a reasonable backup for the days when you can't get a decent espresso.
I prefer the nanopresso, though:
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@MrL said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@MrL I haven’t touched vodka since 2001. I have no intention of doing so again.
Prison or loony bin?
Failed suicide attempt.
Ah.
So, how about whiskey then?
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@Gribnit that I have no objections to, other than 1) none in the house and 2) no sense of smell makes whiskey so much less enjoyable than it could be.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit that I have no objections to, other than 1) none in the house and 2) no sense of smell makes whiskey so much less enjoyable than it could be.
Well, there's always moonshine, the lack of barrel aging means its quality can actually be judged by lack of color/odor/adjunct.