[NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?
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A Brangelina memorial nude waxwork sculpture*
Last NSFW warning...
<defang onebox="true"> http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222272213729 </defang>
Commemorate the iconic celebrity uncoupling with this unique Waxwork Sculpture.
Meticulously modelled and crafted from mannequin grade speciality wax with real human hair and Glass eyes. Height 103 cm. (Over half life-size) She holds her finger to her lips, he crosses his fingers behind his back..Current bidding stands at £3,500, with a reserve of £10,000.
* Not quite anatomically correct, even if you ignore the fact that there's only three legs in the piece.
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Let me hope that this will be the most disturbing thing I see today.
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@boomzilla You bastich! You made me look and now I need eye bleach…
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You're both more than welcome.
Certainly the weirdest thing on my twitter feed.
Today at least...
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Oh - almost forgot:
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@PJH said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
And lo, the sky will shatter and the end shall surely come, when great celestial lovers grow apart...
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Interesting, I guess.
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@Tsaukpaetra what with Halloween approaching I suppose there's a market?
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@PJH To be fair, it's wax. Light up the hair and you've got yourself a rather large votive candle.
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Okay, but wait... Angelina Jolie looks like this:
That statue looks more like
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@Yamikuronue Bradgelina Jackson!
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Why am I not surprised?
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@Gurth said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
Why am I not surprised?
I am. I expected that to sell like hot cake.
I ... I think this incident restored a smidge of my faith in humanity!
looks at the trolleybus garage category
And there it goes again...
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@Onyx Heh:
But yesterday night it said it still had three-something days to go!
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Punchline: dude relisted the item, and it sold for £5100 with 40 bids.
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@Arantor said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
Punchline: dude relisted the item, and it sold for £5100 with 40 bids.
So much for faith in humanity.
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@HardwareGeek said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
@Arantor said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
Punch
line:duderelisted the item, and it soldfor £5100 with 40 bids.So much for faith in humanity.
Better?
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@PJH said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
* Not quite anatomically correct, even if you ignore the fact that there's only three legs in the piece.
And you are familiar with their anatomy . . . how?
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@El_Heffe pretty sure her boobs are significantly bigger IRL.
Not sure if that's what he was referring to, or something else...
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@PJH said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
* Not quite anatomically correct, even if you ignore the fact that there's only three legs in the piece.
At first I thought it was just the camera angle. Upon closer examination, they are joined at the hip and share a leg. Equally odd, the foot on that leg has two big toes.
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@El_Heffe said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
Equally odd, the foot on that leg has two big toes.
Well duh. What would you expect on a shared foot?
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@Zecc Really, everyone should know about the Conservation of Toes Principle by now, it's been whole minutes since I invented it.
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@El_Heffe said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
And you are familiar with their anatomy . . . how?
Surprised it took that long for someone to ask.
@anotherusername said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
@El_Heffe pretty sure her boobs are significantly bigger IRL.
Not sure if that's what he was referring to, or something else...Quite the opposite. They're non-existent.
But, yes. That is what I was referring to.
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@PJH said in [NSFW] Anyone want a Brangelina Memorial Waxwork Scuplture?:
Quite the opposite. They're non-existent.
Did you read it?
she underwent three months of operations earlier this year to remove breast tissue and replace it with implants
She still has boobs. They're just fake now.