Twice bitten, three times...?
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Sod you onebox.
A 21-year-old Australian has been labelled “the unluckiest man in Australia” after he was bitten by a spider on the penis for the second time in five months.
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It was his first visit to a portable toilet since his last encounter with a spider, he said, adding that the bite occurred on “pretty much the same spot”.
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I vote he was actually wanking at the time. I doubt the spider would have attacked him otherwise...
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@PJH said in Twice bitten, three times...?:
adding that the bite occurred on “pretty much the same spot”.
Sounds like the target area is quite small
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I'd also like to solve the title:
What is an eunuch?
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@Onyx said in Twice bitten, three times...?:
I'd also like to solve the title:
What is an eunuch?
Given how much everything in Australia wants to kill you, I'm surprised he wasn't after the first bite.
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@Onyx said in Twice bitten, three times...?:
I'd also like to solve the title:
What is an eunuch?
Is that like 'how high is a Chinaman?'?
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@HardwareGeek said in Twice bitten, three times...?:
Given how much everything in Australia wants to kill you, I'm surprised he wasn't after the first bite.
Hey payed someone in a back alley 50 bucks to suck the venomin out
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The location of the bite gives a whole new meaning to the "razor" verse...
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@HardwareGeek said in Twice bitten, three times...?:
@Onyx said in Twice bitten, three times...?:
I'd also like to solve the title:
What is an eunuch?
Given how much everything in Australia wants to kill you, I'm surprised he wasn't after the first bite.
Vaguely on-topic:
Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[15][16][17]